mfw I decide to act without any shame on tinder, and the two first chicks I talk to wanna meet up

Who the fuck uses tinder

Romance-oriented individuals use Tinder. Meme-oriented folk (like yourself) need not bother.

Only people who use tinder are people who can't get laid without tinder

Meeting everything with negativity is a trait reserved for lesser men (and birds) like yourselves. You should improve your bantering skills; it remains low-tier and tedious rather than spicy or hurtful.

Because it's so hard to walk up to a girl you know and ask her to hang out.

https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/strawman

Tinder is great

Even if you're already good with girls who wouldn't want a way to efficiently meet more girls?

I don't get it

Gonna hang out with three gals (my main prey is Brtish, so it'll be like I'm having sex with you, Moop <3) in their apartment tomorrow because of said glorious app. It hardly feels like a defeat. Let's assume I don't cuck it up somehow

they after dat smooth chocolate arse of urs