...went to the pub yesterday... got fined by the police yesterday for peeing in public.. i offered the police lady to buy her a drink, a chip and a hug and told her shes good looking and i tensed for her and she still gave the the £80 fine....bitch she almost took me to jail for being too drunk... NOT going to tell mum haha ill pay it off myself. :P
also went to a party 2 days ago, and this girl that was there kept flirting with me (she ust have been about 15) and i told her to fuck off loads of times becuase she was drunk and i got a girlfriend and after she finally left me alone she got with my mate jordan and shagged somewhere outside then she came back and gave my other mate a handjob.. SSLLLAAAAAGGGGGGG hahahaha
Last edited by shad666; Jan 6, 2013 at 07:09 PM.