I was writing a long post yesterday. But when I tried to post it the forums were down again.

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whhhaaatttt yooouuuu ggguuuyyyyssss bbbeeeennnnn uuuuupppppp tttttooooooooo??

I thought i re-broke my wrist the other day whilst smashing my girlfriend hahaha i broke it a while back at the skatepark, and i didnt realise i broke it for ages becasue it only mildly hurt. and when i finnally had it scanned it was in such bad condition i had to have an opperation on it and had a high chance of having my wrist fused. and since then i have always had problems with it. and a couple of days ago i was in the middle of smashing my girlfriend and i lifted her up to get her in a different position and as i lifted her up (my bad wrist was on the bed pushing up) and it bent backwards and i dropped her back on the bed and cried out and was like arghhh i think i broke it again!! hahaha its not broken luckily but imagine trying to explain how i broke it to my mum and doctor hahaha xx

Billions of excuses to give. Just say that you were messing with friends and it happened.

He was obviously just masturbating, no girlfriend.

yes. thats the exact reason. i been tugging one out so fucking hard i snapped my wrist hahaha :P guys im bored. and this clan is dieing

Sometimes I wish I could just break my arm and replaced it with a mechanical arm with a built-in missiles.

Nah we're not dying, we have been in this kind of situation countless times and we somehow made it.

We should know how. I was inactive last days...
BTW I've just arived home. I traveled to my girlfriends house, ~450 miles from here. I already miss her fucking fucking miss her.
Her father lives in my city, so she is visiting him more frequently now (he thinks she loves him LOL).
It's a shame that she lives with her mother far away from me.

So you get to do a mother and her daughter.
Lucky bastard...