Estimax I wrote you a haiku.

Hi estimax,
While your skills make some cry "hax!"
some just climax.

I struggled getting the last line to 4 syllables, who needs grammatical sense when they have haiku's?

midgets are hot man


edit: fuck, come to think of it, I've been with 3 different girls who were under 160 cm

help i might have a midget fetish

how many girlfriends could you even bench you fucking lanklet faggot? and 160 cm or under? do you want low testosterone manlet half asian kids you fucking idiot do you want your children to be weak manlets? you fucking disgust me bro, and by bro i mean never my bro.

Ferras, I am afraid I have to agree with Mwah this time; your midget addiction is getting out of control. Remember, the first step to solving a problem is admitting that you have one, you need to be more honest with yourself about this.

fuck bitches get money no babies just ferrets

Hi Micah!

hi bitch lemme fuck u

*lets Micah fuck him*
*is fucked by Micah*
*gets infected with Micah 's STDs*
*dies in great pain*
*is dead*
-----
Micas fucked me
But he unfortunately
had HIV.

The rhymes are only phonetic and it is done with English syllables rather than traditional Japanese "Ons" (by which the middle line would be at least two Ons too long.

i love midgets

I love micah