You and your friend watch porn for a long time, naked in your room, when suddenly your sister appears. Wait...no. It's your girlfriend. She brought a chainsaw and cut your dick right off . Your friend freaks out and - runs far, far away.
Then he arrived at the police station and found his girlfriend waiting, while watching a hot porn movie.
Once again the freakout happens, but this time she is making out with your sister. You call your friend, again and tell him to get a life. He gets mad at one of the police officers and immediately throws a chair

Welcome both. I remember that he applied for alliance when I joined this clan.
Yeah the old Piratez was cool. I was stalking these forums for like 2 months. And Somewhere in the start of the Bojan comics I joined this clan, etc.

Welcome and welcome.
I do remember you Vex...

Also, no more offtopic stuff.

No, hygen, no.

So am I officially in or do I have to wait until the leader puts me on the list?

Oh, sorry forgot to add you. Inviting to Toriclan and adding to the memberlist in a moment.

awesome thanks ^_^

I believe that you GMT is -8. Correct me if I am wrong, etc. Anyhow everyone added.

Try not to spam in stickied threads or make useless posts. You can do it in unstickied ones if you want. Just a heads up.

Howdy, I am not all that skilled in making good looking textures so I am requesting for someone to make me one. Of course there is no obligation and I will pay TC but I dont have alot. If you are interested please leave a comment and I will give you the details of what I would like. Thanks =)

Joining again just so that you can get textures, eh?
lol.