Originally Posted by fat0ninja
You don't jungle blitz, you roam blitz while killing jungle things. Get a hard leash at blue, then gank mid right away. His ganks are pretty ridiculous. And Blitz doesn't need items because he'll always be a rolling CC machine.
american meta IS american.
you do jungle blitzcrank.
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only on christmas days bodgan
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Just played a troll game. In champion select, EVERYBODY chose an AP carry. We laughed and said let's do it.
Then the champion loading screen. Virtually identical with 4 AP and noc. We instantly berated the noc in-game for not being AP. Shits and giggles insued. Suddenly, their kat says that she's play AD. Wat. We berate her too. Our rumble also says no less than 3 times to the enemy team to buy magic resist to win the game. Keep this in mind.
Minions spawn, I'm busy jungling, so I don't notice this straight away, but when I gank bot, I notice their ahri is building AD as well. Wat. Already this is starting to go downhill. We trade off fairly evenly early game. We see their kat get merc treads. Well, this isn't too bad we think. Some MR. It's not going to be that bad.
It's that bad. We start destroying them with our massive burst. To counter this, they build MR heavily and we lose in a long, drawn out match after losing a teamfight at baron.
... Just kidding, they buy more AD. By this point we're both laughing and crying on the inside. Rumble gives the advice to buy MR again. And again. Annnddd again. Anndddd another 3 times. So 3 of them finally buy a banshee's veil.
... 40 minutes in. The game ended at 42 minutes since we got baron twice uncontested and aced them at least 5 times in a row, each time saying get more MR. Nobody. Listened.
Needless to say, I have lost a lot of faith in human reason. At least in those 5 individuals.
Then the champion loading screen. Virtually identical with 4 AP and noc. We instantly berated the noc in-game for not being AP. Shits and giggles insued. Suddenly, their kat says that she's play AD. Wat. We berate her too. Our rumble also says no less than 3 times to the enemy team to buy magic resist to win the game. Keep this in mind.
Minions spawn, I'm busy jungling, so I don't notice this straight away, but when I gank bot, I notice their ahri is building AD as well. Wat. Already this is starting to go downhill. We trade off fairly evenly early game. We see their kat get merc treads. Well, this isn't too bad we think. Some MR. It's not going to be that bad.
It's that bad. We start destroying them with our massive burst. To counter this, they build MR heavily and we lose in a long, drawn out match after losing a teamfight at baron.
... Just kidding, they buy more AD. By this point we're both laughing and crying on the inside. Rumble gives the advice to buy MR again. And again. Annnddd again. Anndddd another 3 times. So 3 of them finally buy a banshee's veil.
... 40 minutes in. The game ended at 42 minutes since we got baron twice uncontested and aced them at least 5 times in a row, each time saying get more MR. Nobody. Listened.
Needless to say, I have lost a lot of faith in human reason. At least in those 5 individuals.
nyan :3
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Originally Posted by Uric
Talon OP
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lol on the gp critical wanting a tank xO
lol on double void staff brand
and lol on the doublr yi and xin critical.
Talon isnt op, those guys are terror!
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