:o *jealous of unk's photoshoppin skill* *o*

lol, some people...

o gawd
granted but its yours = O
so you have to pay child support
i wish for b00b w/o herpes

granted, but it has gonorrhea
i wish for all that child support money to be sent back to me, and for the child to be sent off to Syria in the military ._.

granted, but then USA goes to war with Syria, and in a strange coincidence you end up facing your son in battle. He doesnt know who you are, but you know who he is, so you hold back....and then he shoots you, never to know his true father.

I wish for fingers made of chocolate, but they dont hurt when i eat them and they grow back overnight.

granted but they grow back to 9x there size you eat them all, and die of a heart attack
i wish i get an 85 or better on my test tom so im not gounded

When's my suspension lifted.
Ive been active for quite awhile now

Never brospeph

I wish that I had powers to see through stuff.

Granted, but you can only see through men's clothes. =P

I wish Blak would look at the avy I made him!