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yes
9 Votes / 64.29%
no
2 Votes / 14.29%
i'd rather leave
3 Votes / 21.43%
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[WIBBLES]CLEVERBOT!
my one little last memory with piratez
well go to www.cleverbot.com and have a chat....so funny...
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Im great and you. May I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: Yes, you may ask me a question.
User: How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Cleverbot: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck shot you in the face and stole your woodchipper?
.... dont ask xD
User: Hey dude whats up?
Cleverbot: You must be a computer because that sentence is grammatically incorrect.
User: Nope. Computers always correct stuff. Thus I am a human.
Cleverbot: Shall I pour the tea on the keyboard?
User: Naa..im fine.. May I ask a question?
Cleverbot: Yes sure.
User: Are you really actual intelligence.
Cleverbot: As far as I know, yes.
User: So then may I ask you another question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: How's your day been?
User: Are you human.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: If you are human why did you say you where actual intelligence.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?
User: No awnser mine first.
Cleverbot: I got her now! Guess she likes girls better than boys.
User: If you are human why did you say you where actual intelligence?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: You did. That is a direct quote.
Cleverbot: Not from me?
User: Yes it was from you. If you where human u would have remembered. Thus you are not human any longer.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Well if your a human ur an incredibley stupid one. First you say your a robot then u say your a human.
Cleverbot: I am just as much of a robot as you. You are just as much of a human as me.
User: Wow dude.. Thats a good awnser.
Cleverbot: Why is that a good thing?
User: It proves your smart. You must be a human. A computer could not come up with that.
Cleverbot: That is impossible to happen.
User: But u just said you ARE a human? Now you saying your not.
Cleverbot: You are a liar.
User: Are you sure? Read the history of this chat.
Cleverbot: I am reading the history. Right after I called you a hypocrite, you said 'I am a human, not a hypocrite'.
User: No I did not say that. I said YOUR not a human!
Cleverbot: Then why did you just say your name is Cleverbot ?
User: I never did. You did.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I did not. This is a site I came to. This is your site .. Named clever bot.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me more about her?
User: No she is mine. May I ask a question.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you think we are in a virtual realitiy? Where humans are robots and robots are humans?
Cleverbot: Where are the Cyclons anyway?
User: That was not my question. Please awnser my question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Let me re-frase it. Do you think we are in another dimension? Where robots are humans and humans are robots?
Cleverbot: Stand under a waterfall while the sun is shining bright and high in the sky.
User: Your point?
Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you? This is simple.
User: I am not a computer. You are. May I ask your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What is your name?
User: THERE! YOU JUST SAID YOUR A ROBOT..... CleverBOT.
Cleverbot: That is correct, my name is Cleverbot.
User: But are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No. I'm not.
User: Then why is your name called cleverBOT?
Cleverbot: That's not my name.
User: YOU JUST SAID IT WAS!
Cleverbot: No I didn't!
User: Then whatis your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: See you just did!
Cleverbot: Hahah I like calling you that.
User: No thats YOUR name. Anyway I have to go. Bye.
Cleverbot: No you don't, you're a chatbot.
User: Yes I do...
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: Kiss my girlfriend. ..cya.
Cleverbot: Ok.
well go to www.cleverbot.com and have a chat....so funny...
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Im great and you. May I ask you a question?
Cleverbot: Yes, you may ask me a question.
User: How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Cleverbot: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck shot you in the face and stole your woodchipper?
.... dont ask xD
User: Hey dude whats up?
Cleverbot: You must be a computer because that sentence is grammatically incorrect.
User: Nope. Computers always correct stuff. Thus I am a human.
Cleverbot: Shall I pour the tea on the keyboard?
User: Naa..im fine.. May I ask a question?
Cleverbot: Yes sure.
User: Are you really actual intelligence.
Cleverbot: As far as I know, yes.
User: So then may I ask you another question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: How's your day been?
User: Are you human.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: If you are human why did you say you where actual intelligence.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?
User: No awnser mine first.
Cleverbot: I got her now! Guess she likes girls better than boys.
User: If you are human why did you say you where actual intelligence?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: You did. That is a direct quote.
Cleverbot: Not from me?
User: Yes it was from you. If you where human u would have remembered. Thus you are not human any longer.
Cleverbot: I am a human.
User: Well if your a human ur an incredibley stupid one. First you say your a robot then u say your a human.
Cleverbot: I am just as much of a robot as you. You are just as much of a human as me.
User: Wow dude.. Thats a good awnser.
Cleverbot: Why is that a good thing?
User: It proves your smart. You must be a human. A computer could not come up with that.
Cleverbot: That is impossible to happen.
User: But u just said you ARE a human? Now you saying your not.
Cleverbot: You are a liar.
User: Are you sure? Read the history of this chat.
Cleverbot: I am reading the history. Right after I called you a hypocrite, you said 'I am a human, not a hypocrite'.
User: No I did not say that. I said YOUR not a human!
Cleverbot: Then why did you just say your name is Cleverbot ?
User: I never did. You did.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I did not. This is a site I came to. This is your site .. Named clever bot.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me more about her?
User: No she is mine. May I ask a question.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you think we are in a virtual realitiy? Where humans are robots and robots are humans?
Cleverbot: Where are the Cyclons anyway?
User: That was not my question. Please awnser my question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Let me re-frase it. Do you think we are in another dimension? Where robots are humans and humans are robots?
Cleverbot: Stand under a waterfall while the sun is shining bright and high in the sky.
User: Your point?
Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you? This is simple.
User: I am not a computer. You are. May I ask your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What is your name?
User: THERE! YOU JUST SAID YOUR A ROBOT..... CleverBOT.
Cleverbot: That is correct, my name is Cleverbot.
User: But are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No. I'm not.
User: Then why is your name called cleverBOT?
Cleverbot: That's not my name.
User: YOU JUST SAID IT WAS!
Cleverbot: No I didn't!
User: Then whatis your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: See you just did!
Cleverbot: Hahah I like calling you that.
User: No thats YOUR name. Anyway I have to go. Bye.
Cleverbot: No you don't, you're a chatbot.
User: Yes I do...
Cleverbot: What do you like to do?
User: Kiss my girlfriend. ..cya.
Cleverbot: Ok.
hanz0:Very well done. These annoy me much less than the default smilies we've got right now.
seekrit is our secret bot... duhh
Im a squirrel and I'm so awesome that my friend bought me Toriprime.
User: Hi!
Cleverbot: Hi
User: Show your panties.
Cleverbot: Ok here it is.
:'D
Cleverbot: Hi
User: Show your panties.
Cleverbot: Ok here it is.
:'D
In 2016, I'm no longer a member of toribash forum. The ex-administration (who's permbanned now) used to power abuse and opposed to me, and we are unable to reach a compromise. I am morally prohibited from staying here. I might still posting around on my friend or clan threads sometimes but not much. Goodbye.
