15 YEARS OLD WRRGWRGRWRGRWRGWRG!

Congratulations Splinter, you have now lived for at least 473040000 seconds. :U

Grats Splinter :o

What things did you get on your birthday?

Weeeeell, a mobile phone, guitar hero 5, Batman AA, wii sports resort, computer (small laptop, very cheap), money, clothes, lego (i have a hueg lego collection), and a very cumfy
jacket.

Holy shet, i got a lot of stuff :O

Motherfuck, I never get things on my birthday.

Besides money.

Wowow

That's a lot :O

Does it do phone calls? :0

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FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

Ah gossum noo avatah, me.

I liek yur phishy shook ;o
guess who got an itouch!