I win

They're pink because they eat pink shrimp, right?


*Compare my super intellectual status to that of Wight's*

Close enough for practical purposes.

Flamingoes are pink because Chuck Norris deems them to be too unworthy of the manly color known as black.

Once I get my [Secret] tag, I'mma gonna be pouring all of that hot [Secret] sauce into each of your supple colons.

This flamingo is a nice crimson.

Nope.

That's just blood gushing out of your belly button, Zander.

You should probably get that checked out ASAP.

That is pretty tasty.

It does look yummy indeed. Its some pretty good art, I could never make something like that :P

Are you just gonna take that Zander?

Zander, under normal circumstances, always prefers to be the one who takes it.

Ask Vraddy. He can can vouch for the truthfulness of my claim.

Whenever those two are together (in bed), all kinds of mayhem ensue. It's a sight to see when two bottoms collide (literally and figuratively).