ok put you get sent back in 10 mins
wish i had a 4 headed flying cheeta named charles

granted, but it eats you.

I wish my name had 2 R's.

hranted but your name becomes "RR"

I wish Bouna didnt have so many typos :3

Granted, but now he acts like a Nazi when you make typos.

I wish I had a missle silo of my own, armed with thousands of nuclear missles.

granted but the launch button is broken
i wish i had an ice cream cone

granted but it melts.

I wish there was no such thing as pain

granted but along with pain, all senses disappear from the planet turning humans into non-living organic material

i wish i had a real life extremely sharp Katana made of Black Diamond

granted but u misplace it forever
i wish i find it and keep it = ]

granted but when you find it you fall on it and get cut in half

i wish i had an axolotl ._.

grante dbut idk what that is so u just get a broken gameboy color
i wish i had play-doh