and also, no fucking censorship! this is pandora for christs sake! Evil shit is supposed to come out of pandoras box, including the great things in life like sex, violence, and of course, cussing! so fuck fuckidy fuck fuck fuck.
- Aca0: Wanna hear a joke.
- Kanaya Maryam: Yes pls
- Aca0: okay, what's the difference between a toilet and a fridge?
- Kanaya Maryam: Well you shit in both of them so I can't say. That umm the fridge is a homosexual canadian while the toilet is a homophobic russian. And the toilet prefers his eggs sunny side up
- Aca0: uh wrong ummm
- Aca0: the light in the toilet turns on when you close the lid.
- Kanaya Maryam: HOW'S IT WRONG I DID MY RESEARCH WHAT
- Aca0: whereas the light in the fridge -
- Kanaya Maryam: THERE'S NO LIGHT
- Aca0: yes there is
- Kanaya Maryam: IN A TOILET NO
- Aca0: haven't you ever been in there and checked
- Kanaya Maryam: YES
- Aca0: your toilet's defective
- Kanaya Maryam: THERE ALSO WOULD BE NO POINT WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO LOOK INSIDE A TOILET IN THE FIRST PLACE
- Aca0: check on the eggs?
- Kanaya Maryam: EVEN IF YOU OPEN IT AND THEN THE LIGHT COMES ON WHO NEEDS THAT
- Aca0: or maybe if your poop is okay in there
- Kanaya Maryam: YOU HAVE THE BATHROOM LIGHT
- Aca0: that's the most rediculous thing i've ever heard