LIKE A BOSS!

I usually go "hello?" if I know the caller is american or have a doubt, and say "alo" for any other nationality

Depends

Usually i just say "What".

Other times i dont even answer at all. The phone isnt really my best friend

I mostly say moshimoshi

eh?

hi.

yes?

what

alo

and hello who is this

when i know its someone i know i'm like

"hello,who is it?"

and when its someone i dont know

"you probably made a fake number,bye." and i hang the phone

My calling answers

"Pops pool hall eight ball speaking."

"Herro, wehkohm too hot wok chinese ressauraaa."

And my personal favorite:

"If this is a collect call then fuck off."

What I usually do is when I see the phone ringing I say fuck it I'm not answering.

"Oe!" in a japanese like accent. Depends on my mood.
"Hello,my little pony...you're now talking to a brony!" <~~ I used this when my uncle,who lives in america call'd me.
But mostly "alo".

The fuck do YOU want!?