1. Find Marbles.
2. Grab The Chicken's Neck.
3. Stuff The Marbles In The Chicken's Mouth Without Getting Bitten.
4. if the Chicken Doesn't Swallow, Stuff Rocks In In's Mouth.
5. If That Doesn't Work, Get A Truck And Run Over The Chicken.
6. There Is No Sixth Step.

1. Hypnotize chicken
2. Tell it to eat marbles
3. Banzai!

package{
import flash.events.*;
import flash.poultry.chickens;
import flash.Geom.Point;
public class Chicken extends poultry
{
public var neck:Flimsy = new Flimsy(this.body, this.head);
public var marbles:Sphere = new Sphere(this.z + 23, 4);
public var acZ:Number = 0;
public var isAlive:Boolean = true;

public function Chicken()
{
this.removeChild(neck);

addEventListener(Event.ENTER_FRAME, forceFeed, false, 0, true);

}
function forceFeed(e:Event):void
{
marbles.z -= acZ;
acZ += 9.8;

if (!isAlive)
{
squawk ("I hate my life!");
isDead();
}
function isDead():void
{
chicken.Body.explode(blood, 5, 5, new Point(this.parent));
ChickenIsAlive = false;
}
}
}
}

Copy and paste this on your chicken and watch it choke on marbles.

^ win


Do chickens react to peanut butter on the roof of the beak as dogs do on the roof of the mouth?

If so you know my answer.


If not then stupid chickens can hope I'm drunk when I get my gun.

Lol, am I the only one that founds this unserious?

How is this serious?

Serious - Hold chicken still while shoving marbles down throat (PETA will not approve)

Funny - Insert marble into Prostate, converting the marble into semen and insert said semen into chicken.

1. grab chicken
2. grab marble
3. paint marble yellow like seed
4. (you know where i'm going with this)
5. throw marble at chicken until he eats it
6. if that so-called chicken dies, then you might want to stop. although it is quite fun. or this-

1. find chicken
2. find dynamite
3. make chicken go boom
4. find bit of chicken that used to be neck
5. put marble on that.


or just jam it down the damn chickens throat. much easier.

That isn't how a prostate works.

Prostate generates a fraction of the seminal fluids, War_Hero.

Testicles generate the other percentage.

Also, sperm is inside the semen, they are not the exact same thing.

So hah.


Jesus, go eat some worms.

Oh, that's a term my Grandpa used for when somebody felt sorry for themselves.

**Crash symbol**

Sorry but you seem to be an idiot. Prostates only secrete a part of the fluid in semen and regulate the connection between the bladder or testes and the urethra. Prostates never convert items of any sort into semen.