I'm done being lazy, so I'm here to present you all with the most
sloppy unedited draft professional application in all of the world.
my specifications in real life: I am a barely legal (18yo) Caucasian from the state of Georgia, measuring in at about 6'4/193cm tall. My real name is Kyle
I do not:
- particularly enjoy playing basketball
- have any allergies (that I know of)
- like beetroot
- have white robes and a hood in my closet like the typical southerner
- go to Sunday school
- believe that the scientists of today are being honest about the moon not being made of cheese
I do:
- like the taste of seafood
- bowl as a sport (it's a real thing)
- enjoy going for walks in nature and sprinting until my knees fracture
- love cats
- enjoy reading
- try to enjoy being bad at chess
- have an obsession with mathematics
- listen to music produced by depressed white musicians with acoustic instruments
- watch animated japanese girls beat the shit out of each other
- study computer science and programming because math and logic are nice
- get tired of making long lists so it's time to move on to the next section
my history in Toribash and my related skills:
I created this account under the username Ninjascourge back in December 2012, and I've had only one name change since then. I played primarily Aikido and Wushu back when I was starting out, before switching my focus over to mods like Taekkyon and Kickbox. I met Moop for the first time in early 2015 (I think), after he found out about my escapades in taekkyon, and asked to play some with me. Moop and I quickly became friends, and I would enter almost all of his tourneys (he was a gm at the time) and have a lot of fun with him and his other buddies. Then, after some initial resistance on my part, he finally talked me into joining Parrot, my first and until now only serious clan (not considering a few random ones I joined when I was 2nd dan or lower, such as Nitro). Around that same time, Moop and I began hosting bet servers together, as opposed to his tourneys, which he was mostly tired of hosting. The servers (Known to many of you as Sbets and Moopbets) became favorites of the community. Moop and I had more tc than we really knew what do with (still do to this day usually), And enjoyed spending most of our time in game gambling it away, usually by either joint sponsoring someone together, or Moop sponsoring me against whichever dueler was playing at the time, which is primarily how I learned how to play ABD. Aside from a few events where I fought for Parrot, such as CBR and Clan league, as well as my solo entry into Dead man walking, I don't really have any other relevant things to say.
As for a list of my Toribash related skills:
- I can and do host successful bet servers
- I can save up large amounts of toricredits, which I could either donated to the clan bank, or use to help pay for clan related expenses
- I have a proven track record in ABD and other grappling mods. As proof of this claim, I have
attached(too big rip) added a link to the bottom of the post of a rar file full of some of my matches against well known and respected duelers, such as Itemp, Diamond, and Tbash(mcfarbo).
- I can also play kicking mods, and have fought in Moop's place multiple times in various clan events. However I would much rather play grappling mods in competitive events and wars, if at all convenient.
Toribash related weaknesses:
- I don't use forums much
- I don't really do realism or replay making
- striking mods are not my strongest point
Why I want to join Tribe:
I know many of the members already, and the ones that I don't already know seem cool enough for me to want to.
- I know many of the members already, and the ones that I don't already know seem pretty cool.
- I like the seemingly relaxed and chill vibe the clan has, as well as the sense of humor.
- the clan seems fairly active, and it seems like you guys make an effort to do fun things together
- the art for the clan is nice
- I'm running out of reasons I can think of right now
- I promise I do want to join though
- I'm just tired and I had to proofread this really big application as much as I could without taking up an entire night
- I love you guys
here is the rar file I promised earlier:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/vlfi84zjjo...20abd.rar?dl=0
P.S. this application is probably full of grammatical errors. I'm sorry, I didn't feel like proofreading something this long for more than 10 minutes.
Last edited by Scourge; Dec 2, 2017 at 04:08 AM.
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