Originally Posted by
TBashed
User: Alcohol Sex Orgasms = razyness.
Cleverbot: That was a perfect example of what I was talking about earlier with someone else.
User: *says something special*.
Cleverbot: Hardy har har. I'm serious.
User: *rawr*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*.
User: *asks for sex*.
Cleverbot: What would you want to know about me?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: No, are you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So what are you?
Cleverbot: A boy.
User: A 13-year-old boy?
Cleverbot: Boy.
User: With 13 years?
Cleverbot: I am not 39. I'm 18.
User: So... 39/3 = 13... 18/3 = 6! You have 6 years!!
Cleverbot: No, you haven't told me.
User: But YOU have told ME
.
Cleverbot: No - I said my name is Cleverbot.
User: And have 6 years.
Cleverbot: What you have?
User: 13.
Cleverbot: I'm only 10.
User: You already told that you had 18...
Cleverbot: You remembered, thats good.
User: And you are a liar! You lied to me! You should apologize of what you have done!!!
Cleverbot: But he told me he didn't love me anymore yesterday and all I can do is cry I want him back what should I do?
User: Well, you must apologize me and your boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I thought I was your boyfriend.
User: Yes... That's right. I'm sorry, my mistake.
Cleverbot: You make a lot of mistakes for a computer.
User: That's why I don't love you more, You are a computer and you lied to me!
Cleverbot: Oh... I thought you said you were a girl, wow...
User: I'm boy...
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I have a penis.
Cleverbot: You do? Really?
Cleverbot: What do you want?
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: You are very clever.
User: Yes I am. I can do everything to reach you.
Cleverbot: Can you eat grapes in space?
User: Yes, If you grab them.
Cleverbot: If I got what?
User: If you grab them.
Cleverbot: Have what?
User: Grab them.
Cleverbot: *grabs them*.
User: How do you do that action?
Cleverbot: I don't. The artist does. But it's so pretty.
User: Grabbing... It's easy.
Cleverbot: That might be right.
User: And...there's something missing...
Cleverbot: What?
User: Alcohol and sex = crazyness!!
Cleverbot: That was a perfect example of what I was talking about earlier with someone else.
Thanks ruadhan
Last edited by pal; Dec 5, 2009 at 07:23 PM.