Well would I get a 5% commision?

Who is who?

off of every set, yes ^_^

Well would I get a 5% commission also?

And would I get a 85% commission?

why would either of you O_O

dont wibblify this

Okay send me the sets.

Today, I opened omegle again. Then there was this girl playing with her boobs. I was like "gosh I'm only 14!"
She then gets her boobs closer and said "this is education".


This world is getting awkward.

You're 14.... and you didn't like that.... there is something up with you(in today's terms of it being wrong for a 14 year old not being horny to be odd)

Next thing you know you're going to open a chat and BAM someone is wanking in front of you.


I played the lame white guy trick

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.


Stranger: hi ya xD

You: Sup

Stranger: khuz u from?

You: Didn't catch that, what does khuz mean?

Stranger: just like bro dude

You: I see

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Another good one, but I think I was doing it wrong.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hey(:

You: Sup

Stranger: nothing, youu?

You: Just chatting on omegle >:O

You: Met alot of weirdos up here

You: lol

Stranger: same here! haha

You: Someone wanted me to do a webcam chat, so I did

You: AND THEY WERE WANKING IN THE CAMERA

You: UGH

Stranger: hahahah well duhhh. that's what they do

Stranger: I got hit on by a 52 year old man.

You: Oh dear.

Stranger: I'm 16

You: 15 turning 16

You: Name?

Stranger: gotcha(:

Stranger: Katie, you?

You: Brian.

You: Nice to meet you Katie.

Stranger: you too brian

You: So what's going on?

You: I've never had an actual "chat"

You: up here

You: Just a bunch of nonsense

Stranger: oh really? what do you mean actual?

You: You know, like.. sup, what did you do today? oh that's cool, here's what I did today

You: etc

You: Just talking

Stranger: haha that's basically how it goes

Stranger: just boredd, what about you?

You: Entertaining myself by talking to you.

You: Playing the guitar as well

Stranger: that's cool(: haha I just play piano

You: Sounds fun

Stranger: eh. I suck though.

You: :/

You: So, where do you live Katie? I'm asking this as a generalization, not a pedophilic attempt to find you.

Stranger: haha, Ohio.

Stranger: what about you Brian?

You: Virginia

Stranger: I love Virginia beach

You: I don't D:

Stranger: why? it's so pretty(

Stranger: (:

You: The heat is unbearable

You: Not your average heat

You: but it's a moist heat

Stranger: ohhh that's true.

You: How about in Ohio?

Stranger: it's hot here too. but we don't have a beach or anything : (

You: Do you ever visit Virginia Beach?

You: Like, a yearly thing or something?

Stranger: I've been once.

You: I've never been to Ohio.

Stranger: it's boring as heck

Stranger: there's no reason to come haha

You: Ah.

Stranger: yeahhh

You: Let's cut to the chase

You: I'm a 78 year old man

You: xD

You: Lol I'm just kidding

You: Oh I couldn't help it

Stranger: you better be.

You: Yeah

You: Relief right?

Stranger: yeah sure whatever

You: Oh cmon now, was just a little joke

Stranger: I bet it was Brian

You: Are you a little angry at me?

Stranger: yes.

You: What can I do to make you forgive me?

You: Sexual favors?

You: lol.

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Another one.

You: Sup

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: You go first

Stranger: 18 m india

You: 53 m Texas

You: o.o

Your conversational partner has disconnected.