If I had to base my ideas of relationships off of American sex ed, every relationship is a vicious cycle of domestic abuse and contracting STDs from toilet seats. And the sad part is I'm not exaggerating. That fucking class was terrible.
At least in canadian sex ed I got to see a female condom turned into a balloon dog. Totally didn't understand how a condom actually worked, but fucking balloons man. Best way to keep grade schoolers amused after videogames and drugs.