what the fuck

you cant be that innocent, you already have a nickname for your dick

DDD:

wat, no.

If I had to base my ideas of relationships off of American sex ed, every relationship is a vicious cycle of domestic abuse and contracting STDs from toilet seats. And the sad part is I'm not exaggerating. That fucking class was terrible.

At least in canadian sex ed I got to see a female condom turned into a balloon dog. Totally didn't understand how a condom actually worked, but fucking balloons man. Best way to keep grade schoolers amused after videogames and drugs.

congrats on being canadian

I get free health care :o

In my sex ed they brought in different types of condoms and other things like spermicidal pads or flavoured condoms. There was also a wooden dildo that a student got to put a banana flavoured one on.

once when I was a child I found a peculiar looking balloon filled with a slimey substance. I then followed through with the amazing idea of blowing this "balloon" up. I now know this wasnt a balloon

We never got to learn about sex ed till high school. Granted I already knew all about it by then, so watching my health teacher awkwardly put a condom over a banana was almost painful.
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wat so it was used

Let's just say that jclark has some experience in matters best left forgotten in the bottom of a bottle.