Shen

yo, im a melee tank,
but im also support,
im the eye of twilight,
my scalpel's my sword,
i will shadow dash to you,
if your needin some help,
and i will life tap the enemy,
to feed you some health,
i believe we stand united,
thats an ultimate fact,
ill protect you with a shield,
then teleport where your at,
its equilibrium,
one dies and one lives,
and if it comes down to it,
its my life that ill give,
cuz theyre not ready,
for this scrubbed up ninja that flips,
who takes all the damage,
and absorbs all the hits,
they could ult all that they want to,
ill be left with a scrape,
then lead my team into battle,
wait, its more of a rape,
so just take that ass whippin,
cuz im losin my mind,
for this here operation,
there isnt enough time,
victory shall be mine,
surgeon a different type,
so if you die its alright,
cuz soon youll be back alive,


Akali

i was, wounded in battle,
so i told her it hurts,
up in the hospital,
with akali the nurse,
tried to flirt,
but she was serious,
the fist of the shadow,
tried to focus,
but that rack tied me up like a lasso,
she took my pulse,
checked my vitals,
tellin me that their fine,
i thought, so are you,
with visions that she was mine,
she was a medical prodigy,
martial artist, with a degree,
now shes my beautiful medic,
givin a shot to me,
i want to be sick,
so that i can come see her,
shadow dancin away,
ill come in for a fever,
shes an assassin,
in a class of her own,
bringing balance and order,
for her Valoran home,
so if its healing that you need,
yo shes the pruning of trees,
runnin with shen and kennen,
shes just one of the three,
with skills of resuscitation,
yo shes helpin you breathe,
she might come from the shadows,
but its light that shes brings


Kennen

he was a hamster lookin thing,
not much of a talker,
cept when he said his names Kennen,
my medical doctor,
he was a shocker,
not only an M.D.
The Heart of the Tempest,
that never misses a beat,
and i wouldnt be surprised,
with stethoscopes to your chest,
if you were diagnosed,
with a case of judgement and death,
cuz keepin the chi balanced,
is the mission at hand,
the only thing thats on his mind,
when he travels the land,
on the fields of justice,
hes the storm that you dont chase,
dont run away either,
no ones matchin up his pace,
youll get a penta-dose of death,
when maelstrom hits,
ignitin any survivors,
watch em burn to a crisp,
its ironic, hes a doctor,
it just doesnt seem fair,
your at the E.R. now
cuz he put you there,
but listen here son,thats done,
theres no need to beware,
relax, hes a doctor,
your under his care