Deep in the Swerve Swerve Swerve, there was a jew named Carl. He was gay and had no penis. It was just a vagina. The vagina had a huge mustache that produced racoons. But one day, the racoons rebelled, brix were shat, fucks weren't given, yes they were. Fine, some were. THEY ALL WERE.
Anyway, after the rebel raccoons left, music started playing for a porno involving Soap and Nicolas Cage. It wildly successful and men fapped while Nick sucked dicks. As Nick sucked Jeffry36's dick, he rubbed Rush Limbaugh's mangina, he also put a dildo in his nostril. Meanwhile, Burnedbug sucked