cmon, they are quality

i don't want them, leave me alone

guys, can we talk about something else

Remember the penguin dicks?

I sure do

Turns out they're just front tails. I was seriously disappointed.

they were just tails? wtf

i'm pretty sure I saw sacks ._.

They stand at attention though, so they could be surrogate dicks in a pinch.

I expect rule 34 in a week tops, if not already.

hi guise

i have a drivers license now

i feel pretty good about this

B|

Buy a pimp car.
Gurls like pimp cars.

Also gratz.

Make a smiley face, bitches love smiley faces