Tensions rise in the random offtopic thread, as the urge to abuse administrator powers becomes too much for some members, and as accusations of noobiness and inexperience fly across the thread, old friendships and alleigences are broken in an all-out battle to win internet superiority. Amid the chaos and desruction of war, there appears to be only one option left: Give Birdflu administrator privilages so I join in, goddammit.