It's not gay!
I wouldn't have been able to buy my iPod if it wasn't for my work! And look how cool that is!
My iPod=win.
My Pay=win.
My 3.5Grand in my bank=win.
This offtopic thread=win.
"Sex is like a velociraptor: Despite your movie-fueled lifelong neurotic obsession, it is unlikely to be found in your house." ~XKCD