Thats actually a seekrit.. please stfu

A little backstory to my name.
1. I have a goat fettish.
2. Goat is an abbreviation for "greatest of all time", which I am.

I most certainly didn't need to know that first one xD

The 2nd one was just human/goat knowledge.

I have a YOU fetish. com 'ere bb.

Colors - "SILENCE! You have entered this grand thread of wibbles for the last time!"
*Colors does some ninjaish moves*

Silcence - "..."

*colors roundhouse kicks silence in the penus*

Silence yells out in pain - "...!"

And so silence was yet again defeated by the mighty buttknight colors.

That was MOST dramatic.
APPLAUD!

Good show! Jolly good show my friend!

The Crowd Loves you!

Thanks.. I guess.. Im just doing my job as a buttknight an a fellow Wibbler.

im trying not to cringe here guys, pls