> JM: Ask the man yelling at you if he is a world-renowned cheese chef.

Wait a sec, who are you. Litte cool gubbin dude, or Chef?

Both are equally cool.

You're no fun.

Why the hell is a world famous cheese chef guarding a cell?


Use 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 MP to create a Moldy Cheese.

Use your strength to break the door down. Only use 8 strength btw

you begin to meditate with the cheese on top of your head. then, you come to an epiphany that there is actually no cheese on your head. you touch the top of your head, and in its place is a note written by hampa

YOU CANNOT MAKE REACTIONS/RESULTS of THE CHARACTER's ACTIONS

Convince yourself that the cheese has gone bad and thus uneatable and give it to the shouting man.

Attract the shouting man with your man-boobs and when he opens the door, knock him out with your lady strength and a cheese bomb and run away.

He can't open the door, remember?