Just make me a room, with guns hanging off of every wall..

Kind of like this without the white behind it..

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best line sofar.

this is with the piratez crew amirite? adjust it to whoever would fit it best.

Vollian ship is laid silent into dune sea. Damaged by MFR fire from their fighter/interceptors. You enter inside looking for a signs of life...

SOMEONE: It's awful quiet... No way they are all dead. Their bodies are pure armor... I say, keep the weapons ready.
YOU:
SOMEONE: Hmmm, lets try this way, I think it leads to the bridge.

Continuingthrough the dark, quiet ship u found one of the dead Vollians, his head is severed, but the eyes still flicker with fire.

YOU DO:*crunches head under boot* *doesnt speak*

It still too quiet. The door that leads further are damaged, and the way leading to the bridge takes you throughout the engine deck. Deck is a nightmare of pipes, tubes and debris. Any corner could be a trap.
SOMEONE: By the Hampa! We need some more light here.
SOMONE1: Hey... I think I heard something.
SOMEONE: Quiet!
YOU:A russian?
SOMEONE1: I don't know... It came from that tunnel.
YOU: whatever, i got dibs.
SOMEONE: Go check it out, we'll cover you.
YOU: brb

YOU DO:*clicks neck* *pulls out flaming hammer* *strolls into tunnel*

Then, just when u wanted to say it safe, Vollian crab-bot (it has 8 legs with spikes, oval torso with red eye in the center, armored and nasty, quick, can climb any surface, attacks using legs, stabbing with them) jumps from the ceiling!

YOU DO: *swings hammer in a large downward arc leaving a trail of fire in the air*

Bot evade and stabs u in the right leg. You drop your weapon in pain and:

YOU DO:*drops to one knee, gripping the injured leg with left hand angling my right arm backwards away from the crab-bot*

Others run to help you, but three more crab-bots jumps on them. You are on your own.

YOU DO:*slips a small glowing knife from my gauntlet into my right hand* *eyes on fire full of rage*

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and a bit of a continuation

*crab-bot is facing you getting ready for another attack* *throws knife at its right legs while jumping at its left side* * crab bot dodges to its left* *as it lands im right in front of it, ramming my fist deep into its eye* *spike impales my right thigh again*

and i say again, totally adjustable to piratez crew details

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You: hi
Stranger: Hi faggot
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Stranger: lord vador
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Stranger: Hello
You: heya
Stranger: how r u
You: ah, good
You: u
You: ?
Stranger: im fine ty
You: a bit tired
Stranger: aw
You: wanna see something cool?
Stranger: nope
You: why?
You: its really cool
Stranger: o.o
You: i..
You: Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Stranger: i heard that before
Stranger: somewhere
You: rickroll'd
Stranger: lol
Stranger: noz
Stranger: damn you
Stranger: ;l
You: :]

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You: WHAT
You: THE
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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You: THE
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Stranger: fuk off
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You: THE
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Stranger: apg?
Stranger: ??
Stranger: ??
Stranger: apg
You: wha?
Stranger: apg
Stranger: apg
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lol

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You: asl?
Stranger: 16, f, dutch
You: 17 m british
You: are you horny?
Stranger: Too early
You: WTF?
Stranger: really, this question is asked way to much
You: what?
You: I just asked if you are
You: so pls aswer
You: answer*
Stranger: I just crawled out of bed, you can't possibly expect me to be horny
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another lol

FUCKING LOL AT THIS
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You: ohay
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xD

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Stranger: asl
You: ohai
You: 17 f british
You: u?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: 16 m usa
You: ok
You: have you got a .!.?
Stranger: dick?
You: Yes
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: why?
You: do you need it?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: why
You: because if you dont I would take care of it
Stranger: oh so kind
Stranger: want to watch me jerk off
You: ok
Stranger: do you have msn
Stranger: or skype
You: no
You: send me a pic
Stranger: can't
You: lebabris@gmail.com
Stranger: want to watch on mebeam
You: ok
You: how?
Stranger: http://mebeam.com/british
Stranger: go there
Stranger: and use chat to tell me what to do
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So I went there and there he was standing in front of the camera masterbating -.-

What a disgusting cunt.

Thanks for clearin' that up, Trials.

Couldn't get all of the text in there, 200 character limit on my phone.

That's why you never click the links, Leb.

Lol I didn't :P I C&P-ed it :P

-rep.

Bitch.