which he drowns by relenting to his repressed homosexual urges and hitting on his male coworkers

plot twist: he's a duck

Internal plot twist: he thinks hes a dog

Further internal plot twist: he thinks he's a dog trapped in a goose's body

rip thread integrity

THIS THREAD IS NOW OFFICIALLY WIBBLES

actually only ORMO wibbles

but hey

:U

Dragons are really cool :>

Dragons doing drive-by shootings in Cadillacs are cooler, if rap has taught me anything.

I believe they would actually do drive-by firebreathings.