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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: i just accidentally the whole goddamn bottle of milk
Stranger: what am i gonna do now ?
You: shitcow
You: :P
Stranger: no no no
Stranger: its the whole goddamn bottle of milk
You: u drink it
You: or what
Stranger: not like its batman or anything
Stranger: but i already accidentally it
You: ahem
You: u stuck it into ur ass
You: or u eated it
You: or what?!
Stranger: i...
Stranger: Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You: fuck me
Stranger: rickroll'd !
You: no wai
Stranger: trolling really is a art
Stranger: go suck on a mudkip !
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Lol. Sounds dirty.

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Stranger: heya
You: i just got rickroll'd
You: on fucking chat
You: awesome
Stranger: hehe how?
You: Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You: busted
Stranger: :s

Stranger: 13 f USA
You: wanna jump into my candy bus?
Stranger: hii
Stranger: asl?
You: i have cookiez
Stranger: lolz
You: wanna?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: lolz
You: we gonna have nice creampie

Stranger: 17 MALE FLORIDA WBU?
You: Stfu hornyfaggot

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Stranger: i can feel it coming in the air tonight
You: sorry i farted
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Lol ^

LOL>>>>>
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Stranger: heyy
You: could you tell me what a vagina is? kids at school keep saying they are going to put their pennes in it.
You: also what a pennes is
You: plese
Stranger: umm how old r u?? cause thats like a weird question to ask
You: 8
Stranger: ohhhhh....
You: almost 9
Stranger: r u a boy or a girl?
You: girl
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: okay a vagina is a girls body part down there
You: what do you mean?
Stranger: like where u go pee ha
You: why would boys want to put stuff in that
Stranger: sex stuff
You: what?
Stranger: gross
Stranger: nothing i think you will get a better understanding of it when u r like older i guess
Stranger: but they find it fun and stuff
You: you mean like resling?
You: what mommy and daddy do?
Stranger: yepp
You: oh, they do that with me
You: daddy seems to like to do it more
Stranger: well its hard to explain
You: is it when daddy puts this long stick thing into me?
Stranger: yepp
Stranger: the long stick thing is a penis... just to let u know
You: do you want to do it with me too?
Stranger: no cause ima girl ha
You: so, have you figured out by now that I'm not a girl, and am 16, and that this is all a lie?
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loled more at this one.

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Stranger: hey im 18 m uk before u ask
You: would you like a huge 9 incher?
You: fuck
You: l;ol
Stranger: go fuck yourself
You: no fuck you
Stranger: dont bring that ting over
You: you sure?
Stranger: yes fam
You: do you have a sister?
Stranger: no, i've got a gun