I HATE COCKROACHES
Hey guise, I was "cockroach" hunting for about an hour today, and let Good 'ol Tarek tell you the story of how this occured.
Well, my friends, I was just on the forums posting and shit, and it was 3:30 a.m (yes, I stay up that late), when suddenly! A fucking cockroach appears on my fucking keyboard! I went in a state of shock and I couldn't talk straight, I dunno, it wouldn't have been that surprising if it was crawling slowly on my keyboard but it fucking jumped and landed on it (excuse my language.) I tried running out the room in the pitch black darkness when I came upon the closet which hit me on the face so then I turned and found the door 'n left the room. It was huge, I tell ya': FUCKING huge. As I began to calm down I decided to enter the room, I got my flip flops and was walking around with a shoe in my hand looking for said fucking huge cockroach. I was looking for about an hour when I decided to quit, but then I saw something; my laptop screen was was closed down on the keyboard. I decided to brace myself and open part of the laptop when I saw the carcass of the roach and almost threw up by the sight of the ugly, disgusting bastard. I was like:" Oh fuck, my life sucks enough already, why make it worse..?" And I started ranting about my life to my brother (he was there but this is a whole other story I don't want to write about because I don't feel like it.) Now it's 5:02 a.m and the cockroach is still stuck in my laptop, I don't have the stomach to get it out. I decided to take out this cockroach later because now I can't sleep and I'm still in a state of shock as I have had really bad experiences with these insects; or whatever they are.
Days like this make me wish I had a flamethrower so I can torch their asses.
P.S; if your wondering how I'm posting this, well I am on my brother's laptop which is fortunatley cockroach free. I'm never gonna stay up this late again with my laptop on.
Got rid of the :3 emoction. -Pawt
Thanks ,Pawt :p.
Last edited by tarektarek; Jun 19, 2010 at 04:16 AM.