Alright so really, just in case hanz0 or Delaid or some sort of holy deity thought that my request was a joke, it's not.
I know that you're very selective about your members for reasons I can't comprehend, and I'm really not half bad at the game now.
Like I said, I'm pretty sure everyone in NO knows me, I most likely caused Iceman's betrayal of the clan, I've frequented the forum (although this had less-than-spectacular results), and every single time there was a server with a NO member in it, I jumped right on in and put a big ol' smile on their face.
So yeah, if you could consider me as a member, that'd just be fantastic.
P.S. If you need to cry after reading this, don't hesitate.