Phasawd: let me touch your flesh
pal: sorry i'm taken
Phasawd: by me
pal: no
pal: irl
Phasawd: this isn't
Phasawd: irl
Phasawd: this is
Phasawd: a fantasy
pal: ah
pal: can i feel your body
Phasawd: only with your eyelids
pal: oh god what
Phasawd: rub my feet sensually
Phasawd: with your eye lids
pal: ew
pal: dude
pal: no
Phasawd: pls
pal: that's horrid
Phasawd: horridly beautiful
pal: no
Phasawd: yes
Phasawd: it's divine
Phasawd: alternatively
Phasawd: i'll rub your eyelids
Phasawd: with my feet
pal: what else can you offer
Phasawd: im a massage therapist
Phasawd: specialized in
Phasawd: eyelid massage
pal: can you penetrate a lollipop in my urethra
Phasawd: with my eyelids
Phasawd: yes
Phasawd: internal bleeding is almost guaranteed
Phasawd: or your money back
pal: brain damage is guaranteed
Phasawd: yes
Phasawd: the mental and emotional damage is just a bonus
pal: can i put my eyelids inside your eyelids
Phasawd: that's my specialty
Phasawd: and then
Phasawd: we can rub corneas
pal: can i put my eyelids around your anus
Phasawd: that sounds divine
pal: and take a look inside
Phasawd: yes
Phasawd: it's quite spacious
pal: aw yes
Phasawd: i sometimes rent it out for storage
Phasawd: for extra income
pal: how many eyelids can i put inside you
Phasawd: as many eyelids as you can possibly manage
pal: i'll make a pile of 500
pal: and shove them inside
pal: one by one
Phasawd: only 500?
Phasawd: what a shame
Phasawd: cover them in rubbing alcohol
Phasawd: and sulphuric acid
pal: oh, i didn't realise the income was so enormous
Phasawd: yes
pal: ok
pal: i'll cover them in rubbing alcohol and sulphuric acid
Phasawd: and seminal fluid
pal: how does it feel?
pal: oh sorry i forgot
Phasawd: wow
Phasawd: big mistake m8
pal: can i soak them in urine instead?
Phasawd: no seminal fluid only
pal: aw
pal: i'm sorry
pal: how can i make it up for you?
Phasawd: alas, you cannot
pal: i'm sorry...
Phasawd: it's ok maybe
pal: how is it okay?
pal: i failed you
Phasawd: make a sacrifice in the name of odin and thou shalt be forgiven
pal: what should i sacrifice for odin?
Phasawd: virgins
pal: ah yes
pal: in the name of odin
Phasawd: yes
pal: i shall sacrifice
pal: every virgin within the universe
Phasawd: yes
Phasawd: they aren't people anyway
pal: yes
pal: they're eyelids are pure
pal: their
pal: oh god this was terrible
Phasawd: this entire conversation
Phasawd: is terrible
pal: no i mean
pal: the grammar fail
Phasawd: please dont let the nsa get these logs
Phasawd: THEY'RE WATCHING US
pal: they don't have eyelids
Phasawd: EXACTLY
Phasawd: THEY ALWAYS
Phasawd: WATCH
pal: OH GOD ARMAGEDDON
Phasawd: and are very jealous of our eyelids
pal: oh yes indeed
Phasawd: yessir
pal: ily faчade
pal: i'm gonna save this log forever ok
Phasawd: ily u 3 pal
Phasawd: yes pls