Once upon a time, posting was very restricted by the forum rules, but a certain god, called Alejandro stumbled upon a powerful magic stone that allowed him to make anyone true Poster.
This power helped him create a sanctuary for posters from all around the universe, but a dark presence endangered the future and all of the fucking cosmos. Only Alejandro can save us....
The first legendary Poster. Known for his ability to ejaculate at crazy speeds and for his very big and for his ultimate ding dong is this sentence sucks...