It's a type of bird that plants eggs in your brain.

i like scrambled eggs and cooked bird

Do you also like scrambled brains?

WHAZZUP GUISE

How much did I miss this time?

All of it, you missed ALL the stuffs.

3:<

It's almost puff's birthday.
http://forum.toribash.com/showthread.php?t=296226

10 minutes forward in time from now, Puff would be 19... IF HE LIVED IN NORWAY.

grounded for rest of week

In hospital for too long, ran out of cigarettes, IT SEEMS LIKE FOREVER UNTIL I GET TO GO HOME, FRIDAY Y U NO HAPPEN FASTER?