your command is my wish

:3

That feel when you come home so drunk you post on the general banter to make sure you're not dead

With all the venoms, poisons and plants I've gotten into my body, dying from alcohol poisonin wouold I'd find so funny from beyond the grave it'd almost be worth it

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Venoms, poisons and plants ? Where the fuck have you been ?
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OH I forgot to say hi to Wizard I like your name. Do you like mine ? I don't.

North Carolina

Lol American burgers

aikidobigdojo is some type of gamemode on Super Mario Party or something, right?

North Carolina ? What ?

First time hungover. Nice party, I think I sent megajuice an awkward snapchat.

I know the secret to never being hungover, apple. Do this right before you go to sleep.

Step one: Increase your normal snuff amount by 50% and vigorously blow it up your nose.
Step two: Drink one litre of water.

Works all the time, 100% of the time. You won't sleep very long, but no headache or otherwise physical silliness.