hihihelloaphant,
I am your newest applicant.
I suppose new would be a false claim really. I'm pretty dang old to this hub-ub. And you all kinda remember me for being....
THAT guy.
I know, I know, I've made a lot of dumbs in the past, and probably will make many more, but I can ensure you that my severe dickhole-ishness is
mostly kinda sorta under control. I can't promise you perfection, and have no reason to be such a thing.
I joined this clan a long while ago, expecting nothing and receiving mostly warm welcomes and many gifts. I did my best to get along, and as such made quite a few friends. You all structured me into the well oiled advisory machine that I am today, and I can't thank you enough for it. It allowed me to go on quite a few more journeys that I may not have been able to have without the experience you provided.
As it has been a while since we last saw each other, I shall give an update on my life. I am currently a high school graduate looking to pursue a field in psychology in the very near future. I have given up on my artwork, as I tended to find myself quite a bit more frustrated over an unfinished project than the reward of a finished one. I am currently single... well sorta... and am waiting for the right girl to pick me up and show me what love is. I hope baby don't hurt me no more. I still find myself both peculiar and very attractive, and would gladly restart that awkward monthly recap thread I had for a while.
I have played Toribash for a stupidly long time. You can see my join date reflects that. I feel confident in my abilities as a player, but I don't think my in-game skillset is really my selling point. As a few of you have learned, I am a very fun guy to hang out with, though a bit arrogant and self-centered. I try to be a productive member, though most times I am very lax. Don't let that dissuade you from giving me a voice, because oh can I set a man straight. I can set a man straighter than a piece of string, ya hurr?
I would love to see a shiny black Origin next to my name again. Not because it looks cool, not because it makes me relevant, but because it has meaning. You all mean something. You're all beautiful. All to me. I'm not sucking up at all. Shhhhhhhhhh.
purple monkeys run wild in the red forest
Post-note: I would prefer you not directly give a yes or no on my vote, unless you were a victim of my douchebaggery from before. I'm not singling out the higher-ups, but I feel as they are more affected that they should get the final say. Feel free to give an opinion on me, but as I said, please leave direct votes to those directly affected by my idiocy.
Last edited by Grohenbird; Jul 30, 2015 at 08:53 AM.
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