Because Urban

I play to get a thrill of knowing the next person I face will be demolished. And to enjoy my high :3 I play this epic game for the wait of the return of DUN DUN DUN O:::: HAMPA Then his first match will be against the epic person PiePwn and he loses

Hampa stopped playing ingame because of you kind of people PiePwn, he is just a normal person, he isn't a god who owns everybody...

Because this game is just plain badass. You cant find a game that has a deeper control system than toribash.

You can rape uke.....
And i liek forumz

customize my tori in any way I want, and is just so addicting

^Best reason atm

Cause i can mimic moves from every fight style and kill crush and demolish other lower class fighters while i mouth it off at the better ones n annoy them then kick em in the face infront of all their clique then mouth it off again n no 1 dies like in real life cause of it.

p.s. also cause of the rush the game gives when the fight is on... literally gives power to the players.

p.s.2.0 oh and i get to punch guys from urban in the nuttz

Cause the staff are so easy and so fun to troll

Psh.
I dont play tori. Just sometimes visit forums.