"The secret ingredient of Coke is:"

...56 translations later we get:

"Hello."

Damn...

Derp = Rap

:V

"Your eyes are like limpid pools of moonlight"
...56 translations later:
"W Lake Open"

"Would you like to come back to my place and have a wild time?"
...56 translations later:"He will improve?"

Now I can pick up ladies around the world, yessss!

"he will improve"
...56 translations later we get:"E - mail."

Joshua - therefore

Vagina - A

Purple - Trail

Cat - Never

Google - Google -.-

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 - "USA Tel: War New 2"

"Google, a popular search engine, is a tool for finding resources on the World Wide Web. Google scans web pages to find instances of the keywords you have entered in the search box."
=
"Google and the Google Internet search for the original text."

wow. what a bunch of summarized crap!

"Hampa"

...56 translations later we get:

This is a good time to deal with the government.
becomes
I would like to kindly advise you to have an enjoyable excrement on my dish of pancakes and syrup.

Thats oddly specific 0.o

"Headless whores working"

...56 translations later we get:

"Prostitution is not enough."


"Jumping throught the firewall"

...56 translations later we get:

"I do not think the swimming pool."


"I like to smoke some crazy weed"

...56 translations later we get:

"I think people are Smoking Marijuana."


lol

Banana Pudding can cause me to become sick."
"Roger banana disease."

WTF is Roger banana disease?

"Call of duty six sucks"
"As Breast Duties its June"


Lolz?

"your a bad translator"...56 translations later we get:"Game over."




il take that as a yes