wish granted but you got beaten up by n00b

i wish for better computer

Wish granted. But, it becomes sentient and kills you.

I wish for moniez.

Wish granted but i ate your moniez!!!

I wish i could fly to the moon.

wish granted but you fell back on earth.lolol

i wish i can have some good soup now.

wish granted but you throw your soup ot of the window

i wish i could go to america??!

Wish granted. You can never leave.

I wish for a Marble Hornets update.

wish granted but i dont know whats marble hornets

i wish to know whats granted

wish granted but you forgot after like 1 second.

I wish i had ultra everlasting gum sticks

wish granted but after a lil while you got sick of it

I wish i owned Toribash.

wish granted but didnt you leave element?

i wish less snow >_>