Toribash
you're possibly a closet gay then. here's how to check:

cover two fingers in a lubricant. soap will do.
stick them in your ass
fap

If you enjoy this, the cock may be more your thing.
Last edited by H4rl3quin; Jul 7, 2009 at 01:53 AM. Reason: *the cock
Originally Posted by SpitFire619 View Post
dude seriosly
1. im not gay
2. if i like her how could i be gay
3.this isnt advise its just how to fuck myself

She could be a guy. You never know.
So, last saturday, i went with a girl that i thought i liked. She went down on me and said "hey..that aint so fresh is it?"

I said " hah, yours hasnt been fresh for 10 years but do i care?"

we had good intercourse after that.
<Alan> lol, rutz, it might be cool to smell your ass all the time you touch the mic



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So she is gay too?
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