[19:42] <Klatv> Why did you fire that tazer at the wall
[19:42] <Klatv> You need glasses.
[19:42] <+JDeck> Citizen, there is no wall
[19:42] <Klatv> I am your wall
[19:42] <+JDeck> Confirmed hit, Citizen is not stopping
[19:43] <Klatv> Children
[19:43] <Klatv> Go back to your daycare
[19:43] <Klatv> Stop messing with swat.
[19:43] <+JDeck> Get the artillery, quickly!
[19:43] <Klatv> For this is just a dream
[19:43] <Klatv> There is no artillery
[19:44] <KwlPwnz> *fires artillery*
[19:44] <KwlPwnz> what was that citizen?
[19:44] <Klatv> There is no artillery.
[19:44] <KwlPwnz> please remove the dick from your mouth so we can understand you
[19:44] <Klatv> That is just a dorito.
[19:44] <KwlPwnz> there is no dick?
[19:44] <KwlPwnz> you have no dick citizen?
[19:44] <KwlPwnz> well thank you for that information
[19:44] <Klatv> No
[19:44] <Klatv> You have no dick
[19:44] <Klatv> You have a mangina
[19:44] <KwlPwnz> but im afraid that was unnecisary
[19:45] <+JDeck> Get the ductape
[19:45] <Klatv> There is no duct tape
[19:45] <Klatv> For I am the duct tape
[19:45] <KwlPwnz> your the duct ape?
[19:45] <KwlPwnz> because he said ductape not duct tape citizen
[19:45] <KwlPwnz> i think you need to pull those other dicks from your ears
[19:46] <KwlPwnz> the white stuff could cause an infection inside your ear
[19:46] <KwlPwnz> or an erection if your an oddity of mankind
[19:46] <KwlPwnz> i think its safe to say both just incase.
[19:46] <KwlPwnz> got that citizen?
[19:46] <+JDeck> It is a rare event, tim had it happen.
[19:46] <+JDeck> Poor tim, he's now a vegetable.
[19:46] <KwlPwnz> poor tim. citizen don't share the same fate.
[19:47] <+JDeck> Citizen we remind you that someone died from dicks to the ear, please remove them.
[19:47] <KwlPwnz> so please remove the dicks.
[19:47] <Klatv> Why aren't you removing the dicks from your ears
[19:47] <Klatv> Because I am nothing
[19:47] <Klatv> I am just a dream
[19:47] <Klatv> You are nothing
[19:47] <Klatv> You don't have anything in life
[19:47] <+JDeck> citizen, please comply
[19:47] <KwlPwnz> Whats that? your dreaming?
[19:47] <Klatv> You were a failure.
[19:47] <KwlPwnz> wake up citizen
[19:47] <KwlPwnz> we're talking to you
[19:47] <KwlPwnz> do we need to pour cold water on your face citizen?
[19:48] <KwlPwnz> maybe it will remove you from that wall your stuck it
[19:48] <KwlPwnz> *in
[19:48] <+JDeck> Get the hot water, over
[19:48] <KwlPwnz> roger that. ill boil him at 350 degrees farrenheit
[19:48] <KwlPwnz> or should i have it set to 350 celcius
[19:48] <+JDeck> What ever is higher
[19:51] <KwlPwnz> roger that
[19:51] <KwlPwnz> *grabs hot water*
[19:52] <KwlPwnz> *throws on klatv's face*
[19:52] <KwlPwnz> *sets up explosives around the citizen to remove from the wall*
[19:52] <KwlPwnz> hmmm officer do you believe an explosion that has a yield of 5000 megatons is sufficient?
[19:53] <+JDeck> no
[19:53] <+JDeck> Dig deeper
[19:54] <Klatv> jaja w/e
[19:54] <Klatv> i don't care about whatever your doing
[19:54] <+JDeck> then why are you responding, citizen
[19:54] <Klatv>
http://www.ptcbox.com/?rid=74935
[19:54] <Klatv> click that
[19:54] <Klatv> sign up
[19:54] <Klatv> go to paid to click
[19:55] <Klatv> click some shit
[19:55] <+JDeck> Citizen, no
[19:55] <Klatv> dude
[19:55] <KwlPwnz> explode?
[19:55] <Klatv> idgaf about that citizen shit
[19:55] <Klatv> so shut up
[19:55] <KwlPwnz> ROGER THAT! EXPLODING DEVICES!
[19:55] <Klatv> it's not cool
[19:55] <KwlPwnz> *blows up*
[19:55] <+JDeck> GOGOGOGOOGOGOGOG
[19:55] <Klatv> cool
[19:55] <KwlPwnz> *watches citizen go flying*
[19:55] <Klatv> blow yourself up
[19:55] <Klatv> see if i give two shits
[19:55] <+JDeck> Your the one responding, citizen
[19:55] <KwlPwnz> WHAT WAS THAT CITIZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.......
[19:55] <Klatv> w/e
[19:56] <KwlPwnz> *voices grows fainter as the citizen flies away*
[19:56] <Klatv> you are just fucking getting annoying
[19:56] <Klatv> stop
[19:56] <KwlPwnz> citizen are you superman?
[19:56] <Klatv> it's not cool
[19:56] <Klatv> your acting like a 10 year old
[19:56] <Klatv> roleplaying bs
[19:56] <KwlPwnz> *pulls out radio*
[19:56] <+JDeck> Citizen, please calm down
[19:56] <KwlPwnz> what was that citizen?
[19:56] <Klatv> kwl
[19:56] <Klatv> stop your shit
[19:56] <Klatv> jdeck
[19:56] <KwlPwnz> i can't hear you
[19:56] <Klatv> stop your shit
[19:56] <KwlPwnz> respond
[19:56] <Klatv> ugh
[19:56] <Klatv> w/e
[19:56] <KwlPwnz> citizen respond
[19:56] <Klatv> have fun being gay with eachother
[19:56] <KwlPwnz> what was that grunting sound citizen?
[19:56] <+JDeck> Citizen, please respond to officer Kwl
[19:56] <KwlPwnz> is that the dick in your ear i hear you putting up your ass?
[19:57] <KwlPwnz> citizen stop being ay
[19:57] <KwlPwnz> *gay
[19:57] <KwlPwnz> please.
[19:58] <+JDeck> Citizen, such language is not needed in this situation
[19:58] <KwlPwnz> Citizen Klatv
[19:58] <KwlPwnz> Citizen Klatv
[19:58] <KwlPwnz> Citizen Klatv
[19:58] <+JDeck> Please comply with Officer Kwl
[19:58] <KwlPwnz> Citizen Klatv
[19:58] <KwlPwnz> this is an automated message that will continue til you respond
[19:58] <KwlPwnz> Citizen Klatv
[19:58] <KwlPwnz> Citizen Klatv