Mamma and Pappa were lyin' in bed
Mamma rolled over this is what she said
Now gimme some
Now gimme some!
PT!
PT!
Good for you
And good for me
Up in the morning to the risin' sun
Gonna run all day, til' the running's done
Ho-Chi-Minh is a son of a ***** (Ho-Chi-Minh can be substituted for Osama bin-Laden)
Got the blue balls crabs and the seven year itch
I love workin' for Uncle Sam
Lets me know just who I am
One, two, three, four, United States Marine Corps
One, two, three, four, I love the Marine Corps
My Corps
Your Corps
Our Corps
Marine Corps!

I dont know but I've been told
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold
Mmm good
Feels good
Is good
Real good
Tastes good
Mighty good
Good for me
And good for you

I don't want no teenage queen
I just want my M14
If I die in the combat zone
Box me up and ship me home
Pin my medals upon my chest
Tell my mom I've done my best