So you can fap, and do your job at the same time. Right.

I want to be an Assistant Manager at Strickland Propane.

So I can sell propane and propane accessories.

Hell yeah. \o/

Poisoner, and a good start - biochemist working with plants

Musician, or Gaming Developer.

Coroner, pays good and sounds fun

(yeh, i know what a coroner does, i dont need some smartass explaining it)

Spore is a girl.

I'd get some really good job and get rich then settle down and own an internet cafe.
I'll like, play games WHILE making money *heaven*

I want to make a career out of doing something with computers, maybe creating a game, making art, im just so intrigued by computers but i only know some basics. Hopefully i will get on track sometime and take the time to learn the workings a computer.

I wanna do something with advertising.

>:| hmmm this question is hard....
Game tester :3

Screw career planning, I've always wanted to work in an office or something, help costumers in a calling centre since I'm good with people, stuff like that, and what happened? I'm a CAR MECHANIC.

*facepalm*