my dream house would be a big house, which is located on a hill where the view would be trees, forests and land everywhere and not near or on a busy city. the house would have two big gates at the bottom of the hill, and to get to the house, there will be a sloping 'S' shaped road linking to the house front of house would have a fountain with a naked person on it shooting water out of his dick. there will be two doors at the entrance, the foyer will have this big crystal lamp. two spiral stairs by each side. i dont need too many rooms, 7 is enough with bathrooms in each and balconies. i'd make an artificial waterfall at the backyard. living room would have a big tv with suround sound. parking garage would have an elevator which would lift my mclaren f1 up into the living room so that everyone can see it. kidnap jamie oliver and keep him in my big kitchen, make him cook breakfast everyday. make a secret room somewhere down into the hill which would store tonnes of cookies and tenga.
notice that i didnt include gaming rooms and shit in the house. cuz that would waste money and i have the peaceful environment to help me escape stress and meditate.
Last edited by thedarkblood; Aug 31, 2012 at 01:09 PM.