I'll be your friend * creepy voice*. Wanna come over to my house and play army? I can come into your fox hole or maybe you can come into my fox hole and you can be the general or i'll be the general. Maybe even cops and robbers. I can be the cop and you'll be the robber and i'll hit you with my stick. I also have candy in my van. Rofl j/k j/k

That scared me. I am now scarred for life

Dont you want a friend little boy?

yes mam