in the beginning there was a creepy old man he loved booty He's a perv He loved subway and he knows especially the meat and he had a friendly dog Named TehMidnight and a 5$ foot-long which later became a fabulous Cheeseburger with plenty of anything but Catsup

(OMG Krulls does not like Catsup/Ketchup on his Cheesebugers)
(Long story, I might tell you why some day)