June Fools
Never forget the day all of Obey came together to orchestrate the biggest shitlording since like, last week, just to mess with Parrot.
This thread will serve as the reminder of our great efforts, and lackluster rewards.
It was just a prank, bro.
It all started with Cow and Gent lying to some people about dueling $850 during their 1v1.
By the end 3 threads had been made, fake reactions posted, fake Skype conversations had been forged, multiple people had been kicked, and endless chuckles had been shared between our members.
A more in-depth collection of what went down to the common eye can be found below, as well as the unedited logs from both our Skype and Parrot's IRC at the end of the post.
Was it worth it? Debatable.
Was it a lot of fun? ye.
[2016-07-08 23:04:06] Jeki | Divine: lmao
[2016-07-08 23:04:24] Jeki | Divine: how do they believe u went from only going in 100k by mistake
[2016-07-08 23:04:30] Jeki | Divine: to dueling $850
[2016-07-08 23:06:10] Jeki | Divine: you should tell them
[2016-07-08 23:06:11] Jeki | Divine: lmao
[2016-07-08 23:06:14] ok: nah
[2016-07-08 23:06:18] ok: keep up the gimmick
[2016-07-08 23:06:30] ok: I should make a "I quit TB" thread
[2016-07-08 23:06:45] Jeki | Divine: lol
[2016-07-08 23:06:59] Jeki | Divine: i lost a estourney
[2016-07-08 23:07:03] Jeki | Divine: to see $500 duels
[2016-07-08 23:07:03] Jeki | Divine: B/
[2016-07-08 23:07:04] ok: and be inactive for weeks on my Gentleman account
[2016-07-08 23:07:11] Jeki | Divine: i was gonna win but i jumped off my bike
[2016-07-08 23:16:21] Cowmeat: DO IT GENT
[2016-07-08 23:16:23] Cowmeat: DO IT
[2016-07-08 23:16:33] ok: on what board
[2016-07-08 23:16:38] Cowmeat: obey board
[2016-07-08 23:16:46] ok: good idea
[2016-07-08 23:16:56] Fredrik: obey has a board?
[2016-07-08 23:17:17] Fredrik: what is a forum?
[2016-07-08 23:19:14] ok: done
[2016-07-08 23:21:29] Cowmeat: great post!
[2016-07-08 23:21:32] Cowmeat: perfect tone
[2016-07-08 23:21:47] Cowmeat: dont post in secret board
[2016-07-08 23:21:50] Cowmeat: staff and such
[2016-07-08 23:21:52] Cowmeat: can still see it
[2016-07-08 23:22:34] ok: alright, time to spend some quality time on my alts
[2016-07-08 23:22:36] Don: im deceased
[2016-07-08 23:22:41] ok: Nice
[2016-07-08 23:23:11] ok: Will it be an open or closed casket service?
[2016-07-08 23:23:20] Cowmeat: posted
[2016-07-08 23:23:55] ok: cow pls
[2016-07-08 23:24:00] ok: be dicky about it
[2016-07-08 23:24:06] ok: adds tension
[2016-07-08 23:24:49] Cowmeat: nah
[2016-07-08 23:24:52] Cowmeat: it wouldnt be realistic
[2016-07-08 23:25:01] Cowmeat: well
[2016-07-08 23:25:05] Cowmeat: ill be a little dick
[2016-07-08 23:25:48] ok: omg risk pls
[2016-07-08 23:25:57] ok: I'm actually going to leave TB forever now
[2016-07-08 23:26:03] ok: thanks a lot
[2016-07-08 23:26:20] Cowmeat:
DD
[2016-07-08 23:32:43] Cowmeat: lol
[2016-07-08 23:32:52] Cowmeat: "oi beef, are you happy now" - fallu
[2016-07-08 23:33:04] ok: are you?
... off-topic convo ...
[2016-07-08 23:51:26] BREKK: and for some it's both
[2016-07-08 23:52:47] BREKK: TIM JUST IN TIME
[2016-07-08 23:52:50] BREKK: See beef
[2016-07-08 23:52:52] BREKK: some people
[2016-07-08 23:52:54] BREKK: there's just no hope for
[2016-07-08 23:53:14] Mud: 1. that thread gent, lmfao
2. I just got my 2nd guy permad
3. I'm up 100k
4. I'm all warmed up, cow come play me fgt
[2016-07-08 23:53:17] BREKK: poor ugly tim
[2016-07-08 23:53:24] Mud: what are we talking about
[2016-07-08 23:53:32] Cowmeat: hat
[2016-07-08 23:53:35] Cowmeat: in a tourney
[2016-07-08 23:53:44] Cowmeat: after
[2016-07-08 23:53:44] Cowmeat: sure
[2016-07-08 23:53:54] ok: We can practice, Timmerson
[2016-07-08 23:54:02] Mud: yea
[2016-07-08 23:54:05] Mud: let's go
[2016-07-08 23:54:09] Mud: jo obeyt
[2016-07-08 23:54:11] Mud: obey
[2016-07-08 23:54:18] Cowmeat: hey
[2016-07-08 23:54:20] Fredrik: can I practice too?
[2016-07-08 23:54:25] Cowmeat: ddnt you quit tb ;=)
[2016-07-08 23:54:37] ok: you think Gentleman is my main
[2016-07-08 23:54:39] ok: shm
[2016-07-08 23:54:45] ok: also, smh
[2016-07-08 23:54:53] BREKK: also
[2016-07-08 23:54:54] BREKK: smd
[2016-07-08 23:57:44] Cowmeat: the thread
[2016-07-08 23:57:45] Cowmeat: is taking wind
[2016-07-08 23:57:47] Cowmeat: its great
[2016-07-08 23:57:50] Cowmeat: also quality post hatt
[2016-07-08 23:58:22] BREKK: kicking gentleman from the clan
[2016-07-08 23:58:26] BREKK: we dont need inactive fucks
[2016-07-08 23:58:42] ok: I wonder if I can rejoin tho
[2016-07-08 23:58:45] ok: for CL
[2016-07-08 23:58:49] ok: if I can, go for it
[2016-07-08 23:59:28] BREKK: https://i.gyazo.com/b524b769480729aa...6545bc64ed.gif
[2016-07-08 23:59:58] Cowmeat: AWWW YIIIS
[00:00:01] Cowmeat: no clan
[00:00:19] BREKK: and no
[00:00:21] BREKK: you can't rejoin
[00:00:26] BREKK: go to wapow
[00:00:27] BREKK: or vibe
[00:00:30] *** Cowmeat has renamed this conversation to "Obey Chatroom: Do we allow gentleman to rejoin?" ***
[00:00:32] BREKK: or some other whore clan
[00:01:08] ok: for realsies, can I tho
[00:01:11] BREKK: ofc bby
[00:01:15] Cowmeat: <3
[00:01:17] ok: I'm on the roster we submitted
[00:01:24] Cowmeat: yeah, dont worry about it
[00:01:27] Cowmeat: ofc you can play in CL
[00:01:31] Cowmeat: do you think staff will be like
[00:01:34] Cowmeat: "NO YOU CANT PLAY"
[00:01:48] BREKK: "YOU WERE OUT OF THE CLAN FOR 2 WHOLE MINUTES. NO MORE GAMES FOR YOU."
[00:01:58] Cowmeat: 2 minutes
[00:02:01] Cowmeat: who said 2 minutes
[00:02:19] BREKK: https://i.gyazo.com/c04dbe95e6025b89...ffdfa19916.png
[00:02:20] BREKK: ken bby
[00:02:23] BREKK: come back to us
[00:02:36] Cowmeat: dont do it
[00:02:39] Cowmeat: DONT DO IIIIT
[00:03:02] ok: gr8 material to post on the thread
[00:03:05] ok: free bumpz
[00:05:55] BREKK: ken if you don't accept that invite I'm gonna withdraw it
[00:06:08] ok: I'm busy
[00:06:37] BREKK: https://i.gyazo.com/f11c68d453de566c...60325ceb97.gif
[00:07:22] Mud: also quality post hatt
[00:07:25] Mud: Ty mane, im awesome
[00:08:05] Cowmeat: everyone in this tourney
[00:08:06] Cowmeat: is like
[00:08:17] Cowmeat: "how did he have so much money to duel"
[00:08:19] Cowmeat: etc
[00:08:24] BREKK: guys
[00:08:24] Cowmeat: Moop asked me
[00:08:29] BREKK: how the fuck did Destiny even get into CL?
[00:08:29] Cowmeat: "Did he send you the money"
[00:08:31] Cowmeat: my response
[00:08:37] BREKK: A clan needs to be 2 months old to join CL
[00:08:40] Cowmeat: "I would be quite mad if I got scammed, Im not mad"
[00:08:42] BREKK: and they're just over 1 month old
[00:08:46] Cowmeat: AVOIDING THE QUESTIONS
[00:10:43] Mud: posted again
[00:10:49] Cowmeat: OOH
[00:10:50] Cowmeat: TOP POST
[00:10:51] Mud: too much?
[00:10:54] Cowmeat: nono
[00:10:57] ok: someone get on an alt and ask me to give you my stuff
[00:10:58] Cowmeat: worried clan leader
[00:11:11] Mud: lmfao
[00:11:33] Mud: COW DONT LOSE THAT TOURNEY THO
[00:11:36] Mud: DONT LET US DISTRACT YOU
[00:12:18] Cowmeat: risk
[00:12:19] Cowmeat: that is too much
[00:13:11] BREKK: you're too much
[00:15:16] BREKK: for real tho
[00:15:25] BREKK: es fucked up by even letting (Destiny) participate in CL
[00:18:56] ok: HOW DARE YOU IFRED
[00:18:56] Mud: LMFAO
[00:19:05] ok: YOU DARE TO KICK ME
[00:19:31] Jeki | Divine: lmao
[00:19:36] Jeki | Divine: i posted gents thread
[00:19:39] Jeki | Divine: in parrots irc
[00:19:49] Jeki | Divine: they r sorry 4 u
[00:19:55] ok: how sorry
[00:20:18] Jeki | Divine: Thanatos has quit (Ping timeout)
<Moop> fuuuuuuck ._.
<Skul> loooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllll
<Skul> esported the fuck out
<SmallBowl> :|
<Bodhisattva> LOL
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<Bodhisattva> TUCKERED
<Bailey> :^)
<Bodhisattva> sometimes
<Bodhisattva> the e-sport consumed you
<Skul> possibly the best esport rage quit ever
<Zockinator> wait what
<Bailey> why he leavin tho
<Zockinator> cowmeat won?
<Zockinator> ahaha
<Thanatos> Wait what happend
<Skul> he lost twice
<Skul> $500 + $350
<Bodhisattva> 10/10
<Thanatos> wow
<Thanatos> Who lost that much money?
<fallu> gentleman lost duels to cowmeat
<Thanatos> Oh dayum
<Bodhisattva> Looooool
<Bailey> who the fuck spends that much on a game
<Bailey> lmfaoooooo
<Thanatos> ^
<Thanatos> I'd use that to buy me a new pc like dayum
<Bailey> ns ns
<Bodhisattva> i would spend that on strippers
<Bailey> no you wouldnt
<Bodhisattva> i can't ascertain true love so i can pay for affection
<Bodhisattva> tits n ass
[00:21:00] Cowmeat: hahaha ;![Biggrin](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smileys2/biggrin.gif)
[00:21:03] Jeki | Divine: GENT
[00:21:12] Jeki | Divine: u gotta stay in before they notice your out
[00:21:17] Jeki | Divine: for CL
[00:21:34] ok: but can't I reenter during the rounds
[00:21:42] ok: I'm still on the roster we submitted
[00:21:46] Cowmeat: yeah
[00:21:49] Cowmeat: the cl part is fine
[00:21:58] Mud: collect these things
[00:22:01] Mud: and we'll post them later
[00:22:02] Cowmeat: alltho
[00:22:02] ok: we all positive?
[00:22:04] Cowmeat: the games we played
[00:22:06] Mud: keep the log lol
[00:22:06] Cowmeat: were fucking gteay
[00:22:07] Cowmeat: great*
[00:22:15] ok: they were
[00:22:48] Jeki | Divine: youre fucking gtaey
[00:22:51] Jeki | Divine: gay*
[00:23:25] ok: racist
[00:24:41] Jeki | Divine: no u
[00:25:01] ok: wow
[00:25:03] Jeki | Divine: (pullshot)
[00:25:17] ok: I like how it says nothing about how you actually need to be in the clan to compete
[00:25:24] ok: just on the roster submitted
[00:25:43] Jeki | Divine: CL WITH RANDOM KIDS WE FIND IN PUBLIC JUDO NEXT YEAR
[00:25:50] MUNEY: am I cool now
[00:25:50] MUNEY: https://gyazo.com/8cd47ccbb879629dc929e9f2c6bed731
[00:26:07] BREKK: dude
[00:26:07] BREKK: uncalled for
[00:26:12] BREKK: what the hell, Morgan?
[00:26:32] Cowmeat: uwot mate
[00:26:44] Jeki | Divine: reinvited
[00:26:45] Jeki | Divine: B/
[00:26:45] Cowmeat: OH KEEP
[00:26:47] Cowmeat: IT THAT WAY
[00:26:50] MUNEY: I already invite you back
[00:26:51] Cowmeat: LETS PRETEND I GOT KICKED
[00:26:53] Cowmeat: FOR SHIT TALKING
[00:26:54] Mud: LMAO
[00:26:57] MUNEY: Like before I even linked it in
[00:26:59] ok: 10/10
[00:27:00] MUNEY: I invited you back
[00:27:01] BREKK: i got u beef
[00:27:02] Mack: i rekt icarus using goatse
[00:27:04] Mack: make it known
[00:27:19] MUNEY: I saw Risk kick Gentleman and hes cool so I just wanted to be cool too ![Frown](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smileys2/frown.gif)
[00:27:21] Jeki | Divine: HAT
[00:27:23] Cowmeat: THIS CHAT IS GOLDEN
[00:27:23] BREKK: https://i.gyazo.com/3802e3d424d16160...db912f0f04.gif
[00:27:24] Jeki | Divine: MAKE A LONG POST
[00:27:33] Jeki | Divine: TALKING ABOUT HOW WE CANT HAVE COWMEAT IN THE CLAN
[00:27:52] Cowmeat: YES
[00:27:54] MUNEY: I literally invited cowmeat back before I linked the kick gif u fags
[00:28:05] BREKK: that's not what my gif says
[00:28:08] ok: get rid of the invite
[00:28:20] MUNEY: Risk were you just made recruiter?
[00:28:20] Jeki | Divine: i withdrew it
[00:28:24] BREKK: like
[00:28:27] Jeki | Divine: once he saID KEEP it that way
[00:28:27] BREKK: two weeks ago
[00:28:33] MUNEY: lol faggot welcome to recruiter
[00:28:38] BREKK: ty ty
[00:28:39] MUNEY: ive been here for like a year I'm super cool
[00:28:49] Cowmeat: this tourney chat is super cool tho
[00:28:53] Cowmeat: bod and moop are like
[00:28:58] Cowmeat: "wtf you got kicked"
[00:28:59] Cowmeat: shit
[00:28:59] Cowmeat: wow
[00:29:21] MUNEY: can you link me to the chat?
[00:29:27] MUNEY: I've never been in these irc chats before
[00:29:37] ok: feels bad man
[00:29:40] MUNEY: Gent
[00:29:42] Cowmeat: feeks great
[00:29:44] Cowmeat: feels
[00:29:44] Cowmeat: even
[00:29:52] MUNEY: u wer invted bak
[00:29:56] Cowmeat: HATT
[00:29:57] Cowmeat: MAKE A POST
[00:29:59] Cowmeat: nono
[00:30:21] MUNEY: COW
[00:30:27] Cowmeat: what?
[00:30:27] MUNEY: LINK ME THE TOURNEY CHAT YOU GOBLIN
[00:30:35] Cowmeat: NOT IF YOU ARE INVITING PEOPLE BACK
[00:30:37] Jeki | Divine: its ingame
[00:30:40] Jeki | Divine: !!!
[00:30:40] MUNEY: I DIDNT INVITE GENT BACK
[00:30:42] MUNEY: RISK DID
[00:30:50] Mud: yo
[00:30:55] MUNEY: yo
[00:30:56] Mud: obey bantz going global
[00:30:59] Cowmeat: yeye
[00:31:01] Cowmeat: HATT
[00:31:02] MUNEY: WHERE DAMNIT
[00:31:02] Cowmeat: MAKE A POST
[00:31:04] Cowmeat: WHY YOU HAVE TO KICK ME
[00:31:05] MUNEY: I FEEL OUT OF THE LOOP
[00:31:06] Cowmeat: FROM THE CLAN
[00:31:17] MUNEY: SOMEONE LINK ME THIS CHAT OR IM KICKING EVERYONE DAMNIT
[00:31:21] Mud: ME?
[00:31:23] Mud: OH
[00:31:23] Cowmeat: YES
[00:31:26] ok: WAPOW CL stuff in 30 min.
[00:31:26] Cowmeat: YOU ARE THE LEADER
[00:31:29] MUNEY: EVEN YOU MUD
[00:31:33] Mud: wait wait, give me a legit reason to kick you
[00:31:34] MUNEY: I WILL KICK YOU SO HARD
[00:31:36] Mud: flame me in private
[00:31:38] Cowmeat: nono
[00:31:43] Cowmeat: flaming gent
[00:31:44] Mud: IM me on skype, sec
[00:31:44] Cowmeat: after he lost
[00:31:45] Mud: sec
[00:32:11] Mud: NOT YOU SPARTIN
[00:32:12] Mud: LOL
[00:32:18] MUNEY: who is spartin
[00:32:19] MUNEY: I am cow
[00:32:34] Cowmeat: This is pure gold
[00:32:47] MUNEY: cow
[00:32:49] MUNEY: link me the chat
[00:32:53] Cowmeat: wait
[00:32:53] MUNEY: I hate you
[00:33:27] ok: Who's working on that massive cow is a jerk and we need to kick him post
[00:33:41] Mud: 500 usd NO BIGGIE
[00:33:45] BREKK: I'LL DO IT
[00:33:53] Jeki | Divine: <Skul> aaaaaa, i can't see any cowmeat drama ![Frown](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smileys2/frown.gif)
<Skul> that makes me sad
<Divine> he was kicked from clan
[00:34:17] Cowmeat: OI
[00:34:18] Cowmeat: FUCKFACE
[00:34:20] MUNEY: Divvinnee what IRC chat are you innnnn ;-;
[00:34:21] Cowmeat: DONT STEAL MY IDENTITY
[00:34:22] Jeki | Divine: <Skul> BUT I CAN'T SEE THE DRAMA THAT CAUSED IT ![Biggrin](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smileys2/biggrin.gif)
[00:34:25] Jeki | Divine: parrot
[00:34:28] Jeki | Divine: im in #parrot
[00:34:31] Cowmeat: we are having a fake
[00:34:33] Cowmeat: argument with hat
[00:34:33] BREKK: morgan: go into irc
[00:34:35] Cowmeat: on skype atm
[00:34:35] Cowmeat: wait
[00:34:36] BREKK: ./whois divine
[00:34:38] BREKK: ![Huh](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smilies/huh.gif)
[00:34:39] BREKK: profit
[00:34:43] Jeki | Divine: what do i tell him
[00:35:15] Mud: I FEEL SO BAD
[00:35:17] MUNEY: Just something along the line of like
[00:35:19] Mud: THIS HURTS ME
[00:35:21] ok: I joined as odegaard
[00:35:26] MUNEY: I'm thinking
[00:35:37] MUNEY: One of the Obey members brothers JUST died
[00:35:45] MUNEY: And Cow made a bunch of un called for jokes
[00:35:49] MUNEY: And flamed his dead brother
[00:35:51] MUNEY: So we kicked him
[00:35:57] Fredrik: wtf dude
[00:35:59] MUNEY: That's believable right?
[00:36:03] Jeki | Divine: lmao
[00:36:10] Mud: COW JUST TELL ME TO FUCK OFF AND WE'RE DONE
[00:36:11] ok: [00:34] Jeki | Divine:
<<< what do i tell himabout wat
[00:36:12] MUNEY: Hey I'm shooing for believable here.
[00:36:25] MUNEY: We're doing a sick prank
[00:36:25] BREKK: hey man it sound like you're digging up past shit here
[00:36:28] MUNEY: And kicking cowmeat
[00:36:35] BREKK: hey man
[00:36:38] BREKK: dudebrah
[00:36:38] MUNEY: Nah Risk, going off why ZF Clan kicked Phoenix
[00:36:42] Jeki | Divine: <Skul> YES!
<Skul> fuck it, power abuse time
<fallu> dude what
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<Spartin99> rip cowmeat
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<fallu> well
<Skul> gah, nothing in his PMs :<
[00:36:46] Jeki | Divine: LMAO
[00:36:48] MUNEY: Guy made fun of a members dead mom
[00:36:51] Jeki | Divine: they checked your pms
[00:36:56] Mud: lmfao
[00:37:35] MUNEY: this rp is top notch ;)
[00:37:42] MUNEY: I'm actually laughing like a mad man rn
[00:38:02] MUNEY: I don't think parrot likes you lmao
[00:38:02] MUNEY: [15:37] <%fallu> now cowmeat cant participate in clan league anymore
[15:37] <%fallu> wooooo
[00:38:05] Mud: dont do too much
[00:38:15] Cowmeat: done
[00:38:16] MUNEY: [15:37] <%fallu> hes gonna be so mad
[15:37] <%fallu> probably
[15:37] <%fallu> hopefully
[00:38:24] Cowmeat: THIS IS SO MUCH FUN
[00:38:24] Mud: knowing skul is abusing
[00:38:28] Mud: imma make a private board thread
[00:38:31] Mud: see if he bites
[00:38:33] Cowmeat: awww yes
[00:38:34] Cowmeat: YES
[00:38:36] Cowmeat: GENIOUS
[00:38:39] Jeki | Divine: do it
[00:39:01] ok: [15:37] <%fallu> hes gonna be so mad
[15:37] <%fallu> probably
[15:37] <%fallu> hopefully
[15:38] <%AssassinPro> he got cash though :I
[00:39:17] Cowmeat:
DDDDD
[00:39:19] Cowmeat: THis is golden
[00:39:41] MUNEY: mfw we're pranking cow and hes actually kicked
[00:39:42] MUNEY: bye cow
[00:39:43] MUNEY: gg
[00:39:45] Jeki | Divine: <Skul> AssassinPro, normally i'd say that $850 aint a lot... but y'know exchange rate n all that since the uk took a shit on itself ¬_¬
<fallu> go spam LOPPU to cowmeat
<AssassinPro> its something
[00:39:48] Cowmeat: rip
[00:39:51] MUNEY: lol jk
[00:39:55] MUNEY: er
[00:39:55] Jeki | Divine: what is loppu
[00:39:57] MUNEY: Loppu
[00:40:13] ok: loppu
[00:40:22] MUNEY: loppu
[00:40:29] Cowmeat: it means
[00:40:30] Cowmeat: end
[00:40:40] Jeki | Divine: thank u
[00:40:43] Jeki | Divine: based cowmeat
[00:41:47] Jeki | Divine: <Moop> you guys dont like him?
<Divine> nah
[00:41:50] Jeki | Divine: i am selling it
[00:41:51] Jeki | Divine: !!!!!
[00:42:11] BREKK: cowmeat's a cunt
[00:42:14] Mud: thread is up
[00:42:15] BREKK: he's too much like Judas
[00:42:21] ok: they said I'm cool
[00:42:23] Mud: please behave on that one
[00:42:51] ok: [15:41] <%AssassinPro> I like gentleman ![Frown](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smileys2/frown.gif)
[00:43:03] ok: [15:41] <%fallu> gentleman was cool
[00:43:06] ok: [15:41] <%fallu> gentleman was cool
[00:43:12] ok: I will cherish that one forever
[00:43:46] Jeki | Divine: lmO
[00:43:50] Jeki | Divine: lmao
[00:43:58] Jeki | Divine: i like how theyre both connected
[00:44:14] MUNEY: GUYS
[00:44:18] MUNEY: gUYS
[00:44:27] MUNEY: DO I GO WITH THE "Dead brother flaming" STORY?
[00:44:29] MUNEY: I THINK I SHOULD
[00:44:29] Mud: Hope someone is saving this all
[00:44:31] Mud: somewhere
[00:44:35] Jeki | Divine: the post is up
[00:44:37] Mud: nah spartin
[00:44:38] Mud: we got a story
[00:44:39] Jeki | Divine: i wouldnt
[00:44:41] Mud: check the private board
[00:44:49] Jeki | Divine: 'save it for another time
[00:44:52] Jeki | Divine: or you could put
[00:44:55] Jeki | Divine: on the board
[00:45:01] Mud: keep it general af, we don't want to purposely spew the flames
[00:45:05] Jeki | Divine: "i never liked hiom since he made fun of my dead brother"
[00:45:12] ok: Icky is biting the bait
[00:45:18] Mud: IS HE
[00:45:52] Mud: someone show me the irc log, i want to see
[00:45:55] Mud: but dont join too many
[00:46:17] MUNEY: [15:44] <+Icky_phone> Details?
[15:45] <Bailey> Gentleman vs cowmeat in duel
[15:45] <Bailey> $500 first time
[15:45] <Bailey> Gentleman loses
[15:45] <Bailey> $350 second time
[15:45] <Divine> #850 in total
[15:45] <Bailey> Gentleman loses
[15:45] <+Icky_phone> Rip
[15:46] <Thanatos> Rip Gentleman
[15:46] <%SmallBowl> oh hi Icky
[15:46] <+Icky_phone> And cow flamed?
[15:46] <+Icky_phone> Sup Avril
[15:46] <%SmallBowl> you missed a very exciting day
[15:46] <%SmallBowl> NO FUCK
[00:46:37] Fredrik: wait wtf
[00:46:45] Fredrik: where is that
[00:46:54] Fredrik: I gotta see
[00:46:57] Mud: parrot irc
[00:46:58] MUNEY: Don't come in
[00:47:00] MUNEY: I'll link it all
[00:47:01] Mud: dont join, it'll spoil the joke
[00:47:03] Mud: if people do
[00:47:13] MUNEY: I'll c/p it allllll when we're done talking
[00:47:15] Mud: twG
[00:47:16] Jeki | Divine: im always in parrot irc
[00:47:17] Jeki | Divine: so
[00:47:19] Jeki | Divine: B/
[00:47:22] Mud: YEAH* @spartin
[00:47:24] Mud: post it all later
[00:47:28] MUNEY: [15:46] <Spartin99> Yeah we have the log on the private board
[15:46] <+Icky_phone> Yeah but I can't imagine why cow would flame after win-
[15:46] <Spartin99> idk if I'm supposed to share it though
[00:47:31] Mud: also post snippets from this chat
[00:47:32] Mud: LMFAO
[00:47:33] MUNEY: The bait has been placed
[00:47:39] MUNEY: Time to see if he bites
[00:47:47] MUNEY: EVERYONE FLAME COW IN THIS CHAT RN
[00:47:47] Mud: SLIGHTLY TOO MUCH SPARTIN
[00:47:49] Fredrik: you better save it all
[00:47:54] Mud: LET THEM INVESTIGATE THEMSELVES
[00:47:55] MUNEY: I need c/p to send
[00:48:03] Jeki | Divine: <Icky_phone> Wait nvm
<Icky_phone> Dw
<Icky_phone> Smods will read anyway
<Icky_phone> :^)
[00:48:05] MUNEY:
[15:47] <+Icky_phone> Dw
[15:47] <+Icky_phone> Smods will read anyway
[15:47] <+Icky_phone> :^)
[00:48:08] Jeki | Divine: lmao
[00:48:11] Mud: Why are you guys even in the parrot irc, from their point of view
[00:48:12] ok: REPORT THEM ALL
[00:48:17] ok: they will caboose power
[00:48:19] Mud: WOW
[00:48:23] Jeki | Divine: im always in parrots irc
[00:48:27] Mud: ok
[00:48:27] Jeki | Divine: i talk to them all the time
[00:48:31] Mud: BUT SPARTIN CHILL
[00:48:41] MUNEY: yeah I am
[00:48:41] Mud: just sitting this one out for now
[00:48:46] Mud: this is dope af
[00:48:49] ok: I'm on as my newest alt Odegaard
[00:48:55] Mud: lmao
[00:48:57] ok: nobody knows me
[00:49:02] Mud: i updated my sig
[00:49:04] Mud: accordingly
[00:49:15] BREKK: guys I'm gonna post in the private board thread
[00:49:17] BREKK: "fuck parrot"
[00:49:23] MUNEY: [15:48] <%AssassinPro> hungry for dat tb drama
[00:49:28] Mud: omg
[00:49:33] Cowmeat:
DD
[00:49:35] MUNEY: [15:49] <%SmallBowl> TORIDRAMAALERT
[00:49:35] Mud: accuse cowmeat for being a parrot mother fucker
[00:49:38] Mud: ily cow
[00:49:40] Mud: thisis awesome
[00:49:41] MUNEY: [15:49] <%fallu> HELO ITS ME KILER KIMSTRAR
[00:49:54] BREKK: oh shit cowmeat actually was in parrot before too wasn't he
[00:49:57] Mud: YEAH
[00:50:09] MUNEY: cow I don't think your ex team mates like you
[00:50:12] MUNEY: very mcuh
[00:50:13] MUNEY: lol
[00:50:27] BREKK: http://forum.toribash.com/showpost.p...37&postcount=6
[00:50:27] Jeki | Divine: moop likes u
[00:50:30] Mud: i feel like parrot is mad at lots of people
[00:50:31] MUNEY: [15:37] <~Skul> hey, remember that time cowmeat said obey really wanted him and he was leaving... but it took him months to actually get in ![Biggrin](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smileys2/biggrin.gif)
[15:37] <~Skul> good times
[00:50:34] MUNEY: This one is from a while ago
[00:50:35] Mud: thinking about the shit in our recruitment thread
[00:50:36] Mud: n stuff
[00:50:46] MUNEY: I don't think they like you .-.
[00:50:54] Mud: yo is it too subtle
[00:50:57] Mud: if i delete risks posts
[00:51:00] Mud: i mean, they're smods
[00:51:01] BREKK: they can see it
[00:51:05] Mud: doing
[00:51:07] BREKK: I was going to
[00:51:08] BREKK: but no
[00:51:10] BREKK: they'll see it anyway
[00:51:10] BREKK: don't
[00:51:17] Cowmeat:
DDD
[00:51:22 | Edited 00:51:24] Mud: i deleted it, it'll show up for them
[00:51:33] BREKK: oh you deleted my new one
[00:51:37] BREKK: I thought you were gonna delete the old one
[00:51:41] Mud: here it is, if anyone needs to see
[00:51:42] Mud: https://gyazo.com/707294bf7fe0327a05f6774eccac56f5
[00:51:45] Mud: deleted that one
[00:51:48] Mud: soft delete
[00:51:57] BREKK: even if you hard delete
[00:52:00] BREKK: it's not a real hard delete
[00:52:02] BREKK: and smods and up can see it
[00:52:19] BREKK: it's really just a slightly less soft delete
[00:52:29] Cowmeat: ah this is great
[00:52:46] Mud: lmfao
[00:52:56] Jedi: always knew cowmeat was a thief
[00:53:02] Cowmeat: damn that thief
[00:53:05] Cowmeat: thief666
[00:53:13] Jeki | Divine: how long we gonna keep this going?
[00:53:17] BREKK: forever
[00:53:31] Jeki | Divine: bye gent and cow
[00:53:32] Jeki | Divine: was fun
[00:53:36] Cowmeat: rip
[00:53:39] Cowmeat: we will make (bestclan)
[00:53:40] Cowmeat: OMG
[00:53:44] Cowmeat: THATLL BE HE GREATEST
[00:53:45] Cowmeat: ^POJWRPIHAWOTIHTA
[00:53:46] Cowmeat: ME AND GENT
[00:53:47] Cowmeat: MAKING
[00:53:49] Cowmeat: (BESTCLAN)
[00:53:59] Cowmeat: YES
[00:54:04] Mud: wow are you guys just making up and going your own way
[00:54:09] Cowmeat: Yeah
[00:54:13] Cowmeat: thats gonna be fucking great
[00:54:14] Cowmeat: KEN
[00:54:16] Cowmeat: LETS GO
[00:54:20] ok: Wapow is biting this
[00:54:25] Cowmeat: hahaha
[00:54:26] Cowmeat: anyways
[00:54:27] ok: I'm ingame
[00:54:28] Cowmeat: you up for bestclan?
[00:54:36] Jeki | Divine: wapow has an irc?
[00:54:37] Mud: heading ingame just to play alone
[00:54:38] Mud: relax some
[00:54:39] Mud: yano
[00:54:42] Mud: omg
[00:55:01] Cowmeat: hat
[00:55:03] Cowmeat: or gent
[00:55:05] Cowmeat: actually
[00:55:12] ok: nono, wapow is ingame for their CL
[00:55:13] ok: yo
[00:55:14] Cowmeat: you up for (BestCLan)?
[00:55:19] Cheshyre: what's happening?
[00:55:22] Mud: https://gyazo.com/8bc5af8717c36d811676a1723517b8a8
[00:55:24] Cowmeat: we are playing people
[00:55:25] Cowmeat: hard
[00:55:29] Cheshyre: nice
[00:55:34] Cowmeat: Everyone thinks
[00:55:37] Cowmeat: gent lost a 800usd dueöl
[00:55:40] Cowmeat: and that he rage quit
[00:55:45] Cowmeat: and hatt kicked me from the clan
[00:55:47] Cowmeat: because I flamed him
[00:56:07] Fredrik: lel
[00:56:10] Fredrik: I love this clan
[00:56:16] MUNEY: OH MY GOD GUYS
[00:56:18] MUNEY: LETS FUCKING
[00:56:27] Mud: #obeybantz
[00:56:30] MUNEY: LETS SAY GENT WANTS TO GO AGAINST COW ONE MORE TIME DOUBLE OR NOTHING
[00:56:33] Cowmeat: YES
[00:56:34] Cowmeat: YES
[00:56:34] Cowmeat: YES
[00:56:34] Cheshyre: lol
[00:56:35] Cowmeat: THIS
[00:56:35] Mud: omg
[00:56:35] Cowmeat: YES
[00:56:37] Mud: do it
[00:56:38] MUNEY: COW THROWS GAME
[00:56:38] BREKK: YES
[00:56:39] Cowmeat: YEEEES
[00:56:39] Cowmeat: YESEEEESS
[00:56:40] MUNEY: RAGE QUITS
[00:56:41] Cowmeat: YES
[00:56:43] Cowmeat: YYEEEES
[00:56:43] Cowmeat: OIHAWOIAHWT
[00:56:45] Cowmeat: YEEEEEES
[00:56:45] Mud: omg
[00:56:45] Cowmeat: THIS
[00:56:47] Mud: rig some bs dq
[00:56:47] Cowmeat: SO MUCH THIS
[00:56:48] Mud: thing
[00:56:52] MUNEY: WE SAY THAT ALL 850 IS IN TIMS PAYPAL
[00:56:54] Cowmeat: I FAKE A MISSCLICK
[00:56:56] Mud: hold on, let me get a replay and put your name in it
[00:57:01] Mud: with a bullshit save
[00:57:02] MUNEY: YES
[00:57:02] Cowmeat: nono
[00:57:03] Cowmeat: do it live
[00:57:04] MUNEY: OMFG
[00:57:07] Cowmeat: GET PARROT TO WATCH
[00:57:07] *** Cheshyre kills self ***
[00:57:08] MUNEY: YESSS
[00:57:11] Mud: do it
[00:57:12] MUNEY: THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING
[00:57:14] MUNEY: GET PARROT IN
[00:57:14] BREKK: no
[00:57:15] Mud: gent, you here?
[00:57:15] BREKK: new replay
[00:57:17] MUNEY: ALRIGHT ONE SEC
[00:57:18] ok: I am
[00:57:19] BREKK: Skul's gonna be a bitcha
[00:57:22] MUNEY: Everyone stop typing heres what we'll do
[00:57:22] Cowmeat: jo cow
[00:57:24] BREKK: and notice the date created on an old one
[00:57:27] MUNEY: We'll say
[00:57:28] Mud: sure
[00:57:30] ok: are we doing movesaver thing
[00:57:31] MUNEY: 850 is in Tims paypal
[00:57:33] Cowmeat: nono
[00:57:33] ok: I don't know how
[00:57:36] Cowmeat: i can fake a missclick
[00:57:37] MUNEY: And whoever wins
[00:57:38] Mud: YOU CANT DUEL FOR MY MONEy
[00:57:39] Mud: WTF
[00:57:45] MUNEY: No
[00:57:46] MUNEY: Gets the money+ectra
[00:57:47] MUNEY: Tim
[00:57:51] MUNEY: You're holding it to avoid scams
[00:57:53] MUNEY: Is what we're saying
[00:58:01] MUNEY: And whoever wins gets it all
[00:58:03] MUNEY: +
[00:58:04] Cowmeat: ^^this
[00:58:08] MUNEY: additional amount
[00:58:13] MUNEY: Cow and Gent fight
[00:58:19] Cowmeat: so we both put the 800 in
[00:58:21] Cowmeat: winner takes it all
[00:58:22] MUNEY: Cow throws the match and ragequits as hard as fuck
[00:58:23] MUNEY: YES
[00:58:25] MUNEY: THAT
[00:58:26] Mud: sure, im just agreeing on skype
[00:58:26] Cowmeat: ^ this
[00:58:31] Mud: still playing my loner games to chill out
[00:58:34] Mud: CUZ IM EMOTIONAL
[00:58:36] Mud: RN
[00:58:38] Jeki | Divine: !
[00:58:40] BREKK: server?
[00:58:40] Cowmeat: we need to get poeple to watch
[00:58:41] Jeki | Divine: EMOTIANLA
[00:58:42] Cowmeat: jo cow
[00:58:43] MUNEY: Tim, Gent, Cow, do a fake little skype talk
[00:58:44] BREKK: I wanna watch the shitshow
[00:58:44] ok: are we doing a movesaver rig
[00:58:47] Cowmeat: nono
[00:58:50] Cowmeat: Ill just fake a missclick
[00:58:58] Cowmeat: ill lifrt you up
[00:58:58] ok: on a shovel
[00:58:59] Cowmeat: super hard
[00:58:59] MUNEY: MESSAGE ME WHEN I SHOULD ALERT PARROT THAT THE GAME IS HAPPENING************
[00:59:03] Cowmeat: then missclick
[00:59:04] ok: o ok
[00:59:06] Cowmeat: like when you are in the air
[00:59:23] Mud: we dont need a talk
[00:59:25] Mud: just say it happened
[00:59:39] Mud: good plan cow
[00:59:41] Cowmeat: just say its happening
[00:59:42] Cowmeat: like
[00:59:44] MUNEY: Should I alert parrot of the match?
[00:59:44] Cowmeat: "holy fuck
[00:59:45] Mud: shovel and contract knee or somehing
[00:59:49] Cowmeat: they are duoling again"
[00:59:52] Cowmeat: duoling even
[00:59:53] MUNEY: Right now?
[01:00:10] BREKK: ye
[01:00:18] Cowmeat: going for a cig
[01:00:19] MUNEY: Waiting for confirm from cow/mud/gent
[01:00:22] ok: cow, I'll just do a clap and jump and fail knee
[01:00:30] MUNEY: No Gent you have to win
[01:00:39] ok: and cow misclicks
[01:00:44] Jeki | Divine: ya
[01:00:48] Jeki | Divine: let him lift u
[01:00:52] MUNEY: Play hard to make it look mental
[01:00:55] MUNEY: Or just
[01:00:56] MUNEY: Try hard
[01:00:58] MUNEY: then cow will throw
[01:01:01] Mud: spartin, you dont need proof of confirm
[01:01:03] MUNEY: it'll be great
[01:01:04] Mud: they're already biting
[01:01:06] MUNEY: No Tim
[01:01:06] Mud: dont overplay your hand
[01:01:12] MUNEY: I need someone to confirm when I should tell parrot
[01:01:16] Mud: aaaah
[01:01:16] MUNEY: lol
[01:01:19] Mud: yeye B)
[01:01:19] MUNEY: XD
[01:01:23] Mud: :3
[01:01:30] ok: you know what would be even better
[01:01:34] Mud: hm?
[01:01:36] ok: if I beat cow in erthtk
[01:01:44] Mud: omg
[01:01:47] Mud: yes
[01:01:54] Mud: see what cow thinks when he gets back
[01:02:02] MUNEY: hahaha this is awesome
[01:02:09] Cowmeat: nono
[01:02:12] Cowmeat: thats too implausible
[01:02:15] Cowmeat: that you would duel 800 in erthtk
[01:02:25] Cowmeat: that would bee too set up
[01:02:28] BREKK: do greykido
[01:02:32] Cowmeat: ye
[01:02:35] MUNEY: Maybe we shouldn't say it's double or nothing
[01:02:42] MUNEY: We should One more duel for 1000
[01:02:42] BREKK: nah double or nothing is perfect
[01:02:47] Cowmeat: na
[01:02:48] Cowmeat: say its for 500
[01:03:03] MUNEY: But in the story you already took 850 off gent
[01:03:07] Cowmeat: yeah
[01:03:14] Cowmeat: but this is all the money he has
[01:03:18] Cowmeat: lrft
[01:03:19] MUNEY: oh right
[01:03:21] BREKK: YES
[01:03:21] MUNEY: okay yeah we can do that
[01:03:29] MUNEY: Should I tell Parrot now?
[01:03:34] ok: there goes my college book money
[01:03:37] MUNEY: haha
[01:03:39] BREKK: no ken you win
[01:03:42] BREKK: dammit get it right
[01:03:44] MUNEY: Yeah
[01:03:48] ok: okokok
[01:03:54] ok: calls?
[01:03:58] BREKK: though ken losing would make the drama even juicier
[01:04:04] Mud: yo
[01:04:04] Cowmeat: mhm
[01:04:06] Cowmeat: call
[01:04:06] Cowmeat: yes
[01:04:08] BREKK: cause then cowmeat legit just bankrupted a dude
[01:04:09] MUNEY: Guys should I tell Parrot yet jfc
[01:04:10] Mud: someone get on an alt and jo moopsfanclub
[01:04:13] Mud: see if they're talking about it
[01:04:16] Cowmeat: alltho
[01:04:20] Cowmeat: Moop knows the secret
[01:04:25] ok: ok
[01:04:28] ok: Odegaard to the rescue
[01:04:35] Cowmeat: but
[01:04:38] Cowmeat: he is under oath
[01:04:40] Cowmeat: not to spill the beans
[01:05:06] MUNEY: jesus christ
[01:05:07] Cowmeat: jo cow
[01:05:10] MUNEY: should I tell parrot yet
[01:05:17] Cowmeat: tell them once gent joins
[01:05:21] Cowmeat: so they come midgame
[01:05:24] Cowmeat: looks more convincing
[01:05:33] ok: w/ a fake score
[01:05:39] BREKK: jo cow ken
[01:05:40] ok: 4-3
[01:05:41] ok: I get 2
[01:05:44] BREKK: nonono
[01:05:47] BREKK: they can see game histories
[01:05:47] ok: wins
[01:05:49] BREKK: and they will be checking
[01:05:51] ok: ooo
[01:06:02] BREKK: just a first to 1
[01:06:05] BREKK: 500 usd duel
[01:06:15] Cowmeat: yeah
[01:06:50] Mud: also, keep typing on min
[01:06:52] Mud: in the server
[01:06:53] Mud: cuz esports
[01:06:54] Cowmeat: le parrot come
[01:07:00] Cowmeat: let*
[01:07:06] Cowmeat: le them know
[01:07:35] BREKK: cowmeat you idiot they can see in-game chat too
[01:07:50] Cowmeat: they dont
[01:08:00] BREKK: I wouldn't put it past Skul
[01:08:02] BREKK: he's a nosey fuck
[01:08:04] Cowmeat: well
[01:09:22] Cowmeat: THAT FAKE
[01:09:23] Cowmeat: PERFECT
[01:09:30] BREKK: so good
[01:09:32] BREKK: SO GOOD
[01:09:36] Mud: show me
[01:09:36] MUNEY: YES
[01:09:38] Mud: share with me
[01:09:41] MUNEY: LOL
[01:09:42] Cowmeat: anybody saved it?
[01:09:44] MUNEY: They just fought Tim
[01:09:46] BREKK: got it
[01:09:51] Cowmeat: it was the perffect
[01:09:53] Cowmeat: fake
[01:09:55] Cowmeat: LIKE SO GUD
[01:09:56] Mud: show
[01:09:57] Mud: SHOW
[01:10:01] BREKK: getting it
[01:10:48] Cowmeat: pretty dank if I say so mylsef
[01:10:59] MUNEY: We should do another with the rest of the money you won off it
[01:11:07] Cowmeat: Well I think
[01:11:08] Cowmeat: this is enough
[01:11:10] Cowmeat: fun
[01:11:11] MUNEY: The remaining 350
[01:11:12] Cowmeat: for one dya ![Biggrin](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smileys2/biggrin.gif)
[01:11:12] MUNEY: Yeah
[01:11:13] Cowmeat: dat*
[01:11:15] Cowmeat: DAY
[01:11:16] Cowmeat: fck
[01:11:19] MUNEY: I agree but maybe later
[01:11:28] Mud: do we let this stay and boil
[01:11:31] Mud: for like 12 h
[01:11:33] Cowmeat: hat
[01:11:34] Cowmeat: tk tho
[01:11:35] Mud: yeah
[01:11:37] Mud: jo obey
[01:11:53] Mud: you sure you wanna play on cowmeat?
[01:11:57] Cowmeat: well
[01:12:01] Cowmeat: I think we played this well enough
[01:12:04] Cowmeat: even if it unravels now
[01:12:07] Cowmeat: we had enough fun
[01:12:09] Cowmeat: atleast imho
[01:12:12] Mud: fair
[01:12:18] Mud: Someone please gather all this
[01:12:20] Mud: and put it in a thread
[01:12:23] Cowmeat: yes
[01:12:23] Mud: #obeybantz
[01:12:28] Cowmeat: the great 800usd duel
[01:12:36] Mud: from the beginning
[01:12:41] Cowmeat: The amazing story about the time cowmeat dueled gent for 800usd
[01:12:43] Mud: the thread we made, the irc logs, the skype logs
[01:12:43] MUNEY: OKAY
[01:12:46] MUNEY: M MAKING THE POST
[01:12:50] MUNEY: Public on Obey board
[01:12:51] Mud: the 2threads*
[01:12:52] MUNEY: Sound good?
[01:12:57] Cowmeat: ye
[01:12:59] Mud: yeah, but dont post it yet
[01:13:00] Mud: just make it
[01:13:03] Cowmeat: AND MAKE IT
[01:13:04] Cowmeat: IN THE FORMAT OF
[01:13:19] Cowmeat: "Now this is a story all about how
Cow dueled gent and lift hm upside down"
[01:13:21] Cowmeat: like you know
[01:13:28] MUNEY: [16:13] <Spartin99> All the money was in Hattersins paypal
[16:13] <Spartin99> So nobody could scam
[16:13] <Spartin99> Gent got paid
[01:13:30] MUNEY: Nobody make any posts
[01:13:36] MUNEY: I have the lore in my head lmao
[01:13:39] Cowmeat: Awesome
[01:13:42] Mud: "Now this is a story all about how
Cow dueled gent and lift hm upside down"LOL
[01:14:04] Cowmeat: This was a lot of fun I have to say
[01:14:43] MUNEY: Can someone tell me about the "Gent leaves TB" post?
[01:14:47] MUNEY: Is that a meme?
[01:14:48] ok: you're all childish
[01:14:52] Mud: lmao
[01:15:01] Mud: it's a joke, yeah spartin
[01:15:21] Jeki | Divine: playing draw shit with parrot
[01:15:24] Jeki | Divine: catch me up
[01:15:27] Jeki | Divine: whats going down
[01:15:27] Cowmeat: OOOH
[01:15:35] Cowmeat: A quick catchup
[01:16:29] Cowmeat: Everyone thinks
gent lost a 800usd dueöl
and that he rage quit
and hatt kicked me from the clan
because I flamed him
[01:16:46] 2WC (Phillip): wait a sec
[01:16:48] 2WC (Phillip): oh
[01:16:56] 2WC (Phillip): bruh this some good shit right here
[01:16:57] BREKK: [01:15] Jeki | Divine:
<<< up[01:15] Jeki | Divine:
<<< downmake up your fucking mind
[01:17:01] Mud: phillip we're being shitlords, dont tell anyone
[01:17:13] 2WC (Phillip): bruh i read the thread like wtf was that
[01:17:17] 2WC (Phillip): but i see now
[01:17:20] 2WC (Phillip): fucking gg
[01:17:37] Mud: someone update me on parrot irc
[01:18:16] Jeki | Divine: theyre off the topic
[01:18:17] Cowmeat: im like fucking wrestling heel
[01:18:41] MUNEY: Gent for best face 2k16
[01:18:41] 2WC (Phillip): but uh, idk if they can play if you kicked from clan
unles the loophole of they're still on the list
[01:18:51] 2WC (Phillip): idk you tell me
[01:18:59] Mud: yeah, we're fine dw
[01:19:14] 2WC (Phillip): mmk well have fun with the bs imma go sleep somemore
[01:19:22] Mud: especially since it's all orchestrated, any staff trying to hold us to them being kicked would be shit on so bad
[01:19:27] Mud: night phillip
[01:19:28] Mud: OH
[01:19:32] Mud: ALSO IS THAT YOU IN THE CHAT THREAD
[01:20:25] BREKK: yo somebody show us the irc
[01:20:34] ok: I left awhile ago
[01:20:45] Mud: Spartin has it
[01:20:45] BREKK: why would you do that
[01:20:50] BREKK: ok good
[01:20:51] Mud: he's making a thread about it all
[01:20:59] BREKK: sweeeeeeeeeeet
[01:21:19] ok: wait what is Morgana doing
[01:21:34] MUNEY: Making a compendium
[01:21:35] MUNEY: Of the events
[01:21:53] Mud: sick
[01:22:10] Mud: make sure you get some reference to the 2 threads we made too
[01:22:22] Mud: spartin is the real mvp
[01:23:53] BREKK: ok so I said I got over the fear of rejection a little while ago but that was a lie but I'm pressing send now I've had the thing typed out for like half an hour because what is this I've never actually asked a chick out before oh god my life is pathetic
[01:24:12] Mack: you guys type alot
[01:25:14] ok: no u
[01:25:41] MUNEY: lol risk
[01:26:39] Cowmeat: [01:23] BREKK:
<<< oh god my life is pathetichow about no
[01:26:55] MUNEY: http://forum.toribash.com/showthread...82#post8781982
[01:27:02] ok: can I come back to TB now
[01:27:06] BREKK: how about you go fuck yourself prettyboy
[01:27:12] ok: I have a winners vs beginners matchup
[01:27:15] Cowmeat: yeah
[01:27:18] Cowmeat: inv us back
[01:27:35] Mud: spartin
[01:27:40] Mud: add #obeybantz
[01:27:44] BREKK: dude where's the irc logs
[01:27:47] BREKK: morgan
[01:27:47] BREKK: pls
[01:27:53] Mud: and put images in spoilers and [img]
[01:28:08] Mud: make america great again
[01:28:39] Cowmeat: make tb drama great again
[01:28:53] MUNEY: oh lol whoops
[01:28:55] MUNEY: didn't save irc
[01:28:58] MUNEY: keke
[01:29:02] BREKK: ...
[01:29:04] BREKK: ..............................
[01:29:11] BREKK: .................................................. .................................................. ...........
[01:29:12] Mud: is divine still in their irc
[01:29:17] BREKK: morgan
[01:29:18] BREKK: I hate you.
[01:29:20] Mud: otherwise ask moop, he'll still be on
[01:29:24] Mud: and he's in on it
[01:29:25] Mud: right
[01:29:35] Cowmeat: you can ask him
[01:29:50] Mud: ye, spartin
[01:29:58] Mud: hit moopbae up
[01:30:07] Cowmeat: inv back btw
[01:30:09] Cowmeat: Im hitting him up
[01:30:27] BREKK: invited
[01:30:36] Cowmeat: nv,m
[01:30:37] Mud: oh spartin
[01:30:38] Cowmeat: hit him up
[01:30:41] BREKK: I kinda wanted to join (TheBestClan) though.
[01:30:47] Mud: are you not telling them it's all lies lol
[01:30:50] Mud: just read the thread
[01:31:14] Cowmeat: Thebestclan
[01:31:16] Cowmeat: sounds pretty good
[01:31:27] MUNEY: Wasn't odlov in Alpha?
[01:31:34] Mud: lool
[01:31:40] BREKK: yep
[01:31:41] Cowmeat: yeah
[01:31:41] Mud: are we gonna keep going
[01:31:57] MUNEY: I thought spamming obeybantz would make it pretty questionable tbh
[01:31:58] ok: we should go back to normal like none of this happened
[01:32:01] ok: jkjk
[01:32:13] Cowmeat: to be fair
[01:32:23] ok: nah this was all a cover-up, i'm legit leaving forever
[01:32:27] MUNEY: hahaha
[01:32:28] Cowmeat: rip
[01:32:30] Cowmeat: I was in on it
[01:32:30] Cowmeat: its true
[01:32:35] Cowmeat: And he acutally lost 850 usd
[01:32:38] Cowmeat: that was true as well
[01:33:05] ok: but we cool
[01:33:07] Jeki | Divine: i am
[01:33:16] Jeki | Divine: want me to paste the whole chat from start to finish
[01:33:28] Icarus: 850 USD
[01:33:33] Icarus: That doesn’t seem right
[01:33:40] ok: Moop was there
[01:33:44] ok: he saw the shit go down
[01:33:52] Mack: i could do with 850 bucks
[01:34:01] Mack: i'd be able to build my pc then
[01:34:01] Icarus: This is a joke right?
[01:34:19] Icarus: You guys didn’t duel that much money over a game
[01:34:30] Mack: you losing to a replaymaker doing a goatse on erthtk is a joke
[01:34:30] Cowmeat: no
[01:34:30] Cowmeat: we ddnt
[01:34:57] Icarus: That was my second time playing Erthtk you fuck
[01:35:04] Mack: it was my first time
[01:35:09] Mack: you fuck
[01:36:18] Cowmeat: also
[01:36:20] Cowmeat: replaymakers
[01:36:22] Cowmeat: are good at tk
[01:36:24] Cowmeat: since 10tf
[01:36:30] Mack: i never touch mp
[01:36:31] Mud: yeah divine
[01:36:47] Mack: also i use shift + space all the time p much
[01:36:49] Mack: so fuck off
[01:37:22] Mack: last time i touched mp i didn't even get to play because a fucking toilet took my place
[01:37:33] ok: why shift space when you can just set 1 tf
[01:37:34] ok: you mug
[01:37:44] Mack: because setting tf 1 is cancer
[01:38:07] Jeki | Divine: ^
[01:38:09] ok: 3 at least
[01:38:14] ok: at least do that
[01:38:15] Jeki | Divine: i do the full 10
[01:38:17] ok: mug
[01:38:19] Mack: why
[01:38:21] Jeki | Divine: and just shift space everything
[01:38:27] Mack: when you can use tf 10 with shift space
[01:38:30] Mack: why would you have tf 3
[01:38:35] Mack: when will i ever have use for that
[01:39:00] Jeki | Divine: is the gig up
[01:39:04] Jeki | Divine: since cowmeat rejoined'
[01:39:51] ok: he did
[01:40:04] Jeki | Divine: ya
[01:40:09] ok: are we just
[01:40:16] Mud: let's wait an hour
[01:40:19] ok: but this is juicy
[01:40:22] Jeki | Divine: ^
[01:40:28] Mud: KICK COWMEAT AGAIN
[01:40:39] ok: I thought we were doing this until right before our next CL round
[01:40:46] Mud: omg that's evil
[01:40:51] Cowmeat: well tbf
[01:40:53] Cowmeat: I cba
[01:40:56] Cowmeat: hiding that im in obey
[01:41:00] ok: join back just for the esports and not the clan
[01:41:26] Mud: fair
[01:41:34] Mud: are we kicking gent then
[01:41:48] Cowmeat: i say
[01:41:48] ok: I'm not in
[01:41:51] Cowmeat: just let it pass
[01:41:59] Cowmeat: it was a good story
[01:42:01] Cowmeat: and a fun time
[01:42:02] Cowmeat: but I think
[01:42:05] Cowmeat: the time has come
[01:42:08] Cowmeat: TO LET IT GOOO
[01:42:10] Cowmeat: LET IT GOOO
[01:42:15] Jeki | Divine: is it done
[01:42:17] ok: no one speak of this\
[01:42:23] Jeki | Divine: ?
[01:42:24] ok: pretend nothing happened
[01:42:34] ok: because nothing happened
[01:42:37] Jeki | Divine: delete all the threads
[01:42:40] Jeki | Divine: pretend it never happened
[01:42:49] Jeki | Divine: cover it up like gent covers his face
[01:43:16] ok: I need a mask to cover up how much I've been burned
[01:43:47] Jeki | Divine: gent join back
[01:44:24] Jeki | Divine: is it time 2 tell parrot and see what happens?
[01:44:40] ok: no
[01:44:50] ok: don't tell anyone anything
[01:44:54] ok: nothing happened
[01:44:58] ok: it was all a dream
[01:45:07 | Edited 01:45:43] Jedi: your the guy that lets the movie end on a cliff
[01:45:19] Jedi: God, you people
[01:45:51] ok: shh nothing happened
[01:46:06] ok: idk what you're talking about
[01:46:56] Jedi: fred quick
[01:46:59] ok: i'm back in
<Skul> aaaaaa, i can't see any cowmeat drama ![Frown](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smileys2/frown.gif)
<Skul> that makes me sad
<Divine> he was kicked from clan
<Skul> i noticed that part...
<Divine> heck
<Skul> BUT I CAN'T SEE THE DRAMA THAT CAUSED IT ![Biggrin](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smileys2/biggrin.gif)
<Skul> asside from the gentleman leaving bit
<fallu> huh
<Skul> but that's boring
<fallu> cowmeat got kicked![Huh](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smilies/huh.gif)
<Skul> YES!
<Skul> fuck it, power abuse time
<fallu> dude what
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<Spartin99> rip cowmeat
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<fallu> well
<Skul> gah, nothing in his PMs :<
<fallu> cow did say he was happy about what happened
<fallu> so maybe he got kicked for begin a huge cunt
<Divine> it was in skype/ingame
<Skul> daaaaw
<Skul> hey, remember that time cowmeat said obey really wanted him and he was leaving... but it took him months to actually get in ![Biggrin](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smileys2/biggrin.gif)
<Skul> good times
<Spartin99> mfw Obey never wanted him just his ig skill
<Spartin99> good riddance
<Spartin99> amiright risk
<Skul> ![Biggrin](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smileys2/biggrin.gif)
<fallu> now cowmeat cant participate in clan league anymore
<fallu> wooooo
<fallu> hes gonna be so mad
<fallu> probably
<fallu> hopefully
<AssassinPro> he got cash though :I
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<Spartin99> Fallu are you finnish?
<fallu> WHOS Fallu
<Spartin99> fallu
<fallu> fallu is finnish
<Divine> we gonna finish him
<Divine> ur finished kid
<Bailey> loppu
<fallu> LOPPU
<Skul> AssassinPro, normally i'd say that $850 aint a lot... but y'know exchange rate n all that since the uk took a shit on itself ¬_¬
<fallu> go spam LOPPU to cowmeat
<AssassinPro> its something
<Moop> Spartin99
<Moop> <Spartin99> mfw Obey never wanted him just his ig skill
<Moop> <Spartin99> good riddance
<Moop> <Spartin99> amiright risk
<Moop> wut
<Bailey> Skul are you rich
<Spartin99> Said Risk, meant Divine
<Spartin99> Cowmeat is out of obey
<Divine> rite
<Moop> you guys dont like him?
<Divine> nah
<fallu> dude cowmeat is a huge cunt
<AssassinPro> I like gentleman ![Frown](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smileys2/frown.gif)
<Hush> skul is a mildly responsible adult so $850 isn't all our money
<fallu> gets so mad about esports
<Hush> all his money*
<fallu> gentleman was cool
<Scorp> Skul: $850 wasted on a game for no reason is quite a bit, isn't minimum wage ~$1200?
<Hush> btw
<Hush> tilt_fix with 350 dm threshold is
<Hush> amazing
<Hush> like its 4000x better
<Hush> less crazy stretchy shit
<Skul> Scorp, well until the other week it wasn't a lot ![Biggrin](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smileys2/biggrin.gif)
<Hush> good spear hits actually dm
<Icky_phone> Lol
<Icky_phone> What'd cow do now?
<Skul> he got the boot
<Divine> flamed gent
<Divine> and hat
<Divine> B/
<Icky_phone> Details?
<Bailey> Gentleman vs cowmeat in duel
<Bailey> $500 first time
<Bailey> Gentleman loses
<Bailey> $350 second time
<Divine> #850 in total
<Bailey> Gentleman loses
<Icky_phone> Rip
<Thanatos> Rip Gentleman
<SmallBowl> oh hi Icky
<Icky_phone> And cow flamed?
<Icky_phone> Sup Avril
<SmallBowl> you missed a very exciting day
<SmallBowl> NO FUCK
<Thanatos> must've flamed ingame
<Divine> gent lost 5-4 the first time
<Divine> so they went again and he lost 5-1
<Spartin99> Yeah we have the log on the private board
<Icky_phone> Yeah but I can't imagine why cow would flame after win-
<Spartin99> idk if I'm supposed to share it though
<Icky_phone> Wait nvm
<Icky_phone> Dw
<Icky_phone> Smods will read anyway
<Icky_phone> :^)
<AssassinPro> hungry for dat tb drama
<Thanatos> Honestly though why would someone spend 850$ on a game :/
<Spartin99> Because cow needs all the cash cash money for music production lol
<AssassinPro> oh let me show you
<Skul> because esports?
<AssassinPro> the prices on csgo skins
<AssassinPro> moop
<SmallBowl> u no what needs starting
<SmallBowl> TORIDRAMAALERT
<AssassinPro> moop
<fallu> HELO ITS ME KILER KIMSTRAR
<SmallBowl> lets get roooooooigght into the news
<Thanatos> I understand the cs:go skin thing
<Thanatos> but honestly you can sell on that game and get the value back
<Thanatos> but on tb?
<Thanatos> makes no sense
<Hush> some of the value back*
<Divine> i like csgo
<Divine> !
<Skul> no different to tossing it in a slot machine
<Hush> plus there is a ton of prestige if you get a super expensive weapon
<Skul> some people are dumb & like to gamble
<Hush> in TP best you can get is like full void and 3d items
<Hush> and such
<Skul> others are dumb and like to waste it on visual fluff on games
<Hush> tb*
<Divine> csgo skins are misrepresented in those videos
<Hush> quick someone buy my barbed wire so I can buy shaman relax and blood :v
<Divine> you can just buy them off the steam market
<Divine> B/
<Divine> you dont have to actually gamble
<Spartin99> i mean you can't blame us he just wants our money and our souls
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<AssassinPro> the thing is
<AssassinPro> they are not even putting these money in the game
<AssassinPro> the game is what they use to decide who gets the money, but its not the part of the transactiob
[01:36:05] Jeki | Divine: <Hush> 1v1 me on rust quickscopes only $500 right now
<Hush> on xbox
<Divine> rust hte map or game
<Hush> the map
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<Hush> since you had to ask which one I meant, the bet is now $4000
<SmallBowl> Hush 1v1 me haxball
<SmallBowl> right the fuck now
<AssassinPro> dude rust sucks
<Hush> 1v1 me in tilt_fix
<AssassinPro> highrise is the shit
<Hush> with 350 dm
<Hush> I really liked afgan
<SmallBowl> no haxball
<Hush> afghan ?
<Hush> I dont remember a whole lot of maps
<Hush> but MW2 is easily one of my favorite games
<Hush> back in its time
<SmallBowl> fallu
<SmallBowl> fallu
<SmallBowl> fallu
<fallu> fallu
<SmallBowl> pinterillo
<SmallBowl> get someone else
<SmallBowl> and we will play pinterillo
<fallu> what
<fallu> what
<SmallBowl> http://www.pinturillo2.com/
<SmallBowl> get another person
<AssassinPro> I could name all the maps if I tried
<SmallBowl> at least 1 more
<fallu> pintU
<fallu> rillo
<SmallBowl> sassy come play this
<SmallBowl> go on private room
<SmallBowl> the room number is 25
<SmallBowl> the pass is Cocks
<fallu> dude i need an account
<fallu> wtf
<rainboweye> is anyone ingame ?
<SmallBowl> no
<SmallBowl> you dont
<fallu> oh
<SmallBowl> just type in a name
<SmallBowl> rainboweye
<SmallBowl> come play this with us
<AssassinPro> Cocks
<fallu> assassinpro
<fallu> come
<rainboweye> yes
<rainboweye> play what with u
<SmallBowl> http://www.pinturillo2.com/
<fallu> so its u draw thing and others guess
<SmallBowl> room number 25
<SmallBowl> pass is Cocks
<rainboweye> k
<fallu> should i get my tablet out
<Divine> COCKS
<Divine> lets me in
<fallu> well
<fallu> drawing with mouse will be sillier
<SmallBowl> click the link then Divine
<fallu> silly is always good when drawing
<rainboweye> im not joining
<rainboweye> sry
<destiny> Man Overwatch is really fun
<destiny> didnt expect it tbh
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<SmallBowl> destiny
<SmallBowl> come join
<SmallBowl> rainboweye ![Frown](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smileys2/frown.gif)
<fudgiebalz> hng
<destiny> wot
<Zockinator> rainboweye?
<Zockinator> isnt that the guy from lucky
<Zockinator> or something
<fallu> whos faggot
<SmallBowl> Zockinator come join
<Bailey> fallu you didnt heard the rule?
<SmallBowl> no Zockinator rainboweye is in parrot
<Spartin99> GENT AND COW ARE DUELING AGAIN
<Bailey> what server
<Spartin99> jo cow
<Spartin99> 500$ duel
<Spartin99> All the money Gent has left
[01:36:13] Jeki | Divine: <destiny> SmallBowl out for now playing overwatch
<Hush> oh god
<Hush> why is gent doing this to himself
<Bailey> cowmeat pussied out
<Spartin99> All the money was in Hattersins paypal
<Spartin99> So nobody could scam
<Spartin99> Gent got paid
<Bailey> Nice
<rainboweye> I just had a terrible idea. did anyone of ourmembers save any replay of the matches we won ?
<Bailey> inb4 chargeback
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<SmallBowl> Divine its your turn cock
<Divine> !
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<SmallBowl> fallu your turn idiot
<fallu> BUT THE WORD
<fallu> ITS A FUCKIN PREFIX
<Icky_phone> Oi
<Icky_phone> Avril
<Icky_phone> You never said what was exciting
<Icky_phone> ?
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<SmallBowl> Icky_phone what
<Icky_phone> You said I missed exciting day
<Icky_phone> But never said what I missed
<Icky_phone> Also yay france
<cowmeat> some intense Obeybants
<Icky_phone> Sounds boring rather than exciting
<Icky_phone> Obey does what they want
<cowmeat> on a side note
<Divine> assassinpro
<Divine> how long until mack wins dopener?
<Icky_phone> Smallbowl
<Icky_phone> Pls
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[01:36:21] Jeki | Divine: whole thing from start until now
[01:39:29] Jeki | Divine: <Icky_phone> Smallbowl
<Icky_phone> Pls
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<SmallBowl> you missed the exciting day Icky_phone
<fallu> someone come play pinturillo
<Icky_phone> Fuk u Avril
<rainboweye> this cowmeat gent thing is so stupid
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<rainboweye> if u need ur money that much y risk them andbegging for them again after losing them ?
<Bailey> wait what
<Bailey> gentleman was begging?
<rainboweye> no no
[01:41:56] Jeki | Divine: <rainboweye> u know he wanted them back he needed them it was like all of his money
<rainboweye> for collageor something
<Bailey> his own fault
<Bailey> try pulling that shit at a casino
<Bailey> 'b-but i need it f-for college'
Last edited by Hattersin; Jul 9, 2016 at 09:13 PM.
Reason: moved to good times thread