i tried that Aikido, but it turns out the line "your ugly, but i want to do you anyway, can you wear this bag?" doesnt usually work.

and im not a crazy cat lady, i just feel like cats are better than humans and i want those damn kids off my lawn! MITTENS IS THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME!

I feel your pain ;-;

Noooo no nono no, you have to lure them into thinking the bag is their idea!
Spew something about it heightening the other senses or something, that usually works.

Well hey, Mittens is a pretty kickass listener.

Adam was dizzy

I JUST FELT LIKE POSTING SOMETHING.... SO HERE IS MY POST......

Broken link...

Failsanta,

Also since when you need to care abt.faces.for your buttsecks ?

Since the beginning of time?

the Hawkeyes lost their bowl game............ but on the bright side, i only killed 4 puppies in my rage and angst this year, down from my average of 6 puppies, 4 kittens and the occasional drifter. small steps

You like killing things don't ya?