Well in that case
I am unsure about wowing you and making you laugh at the same time that seems very challenging. Like I said I am not an English major.
I guess I could go through some options of how to make this app entertaining (while maintaining a somewhat professional attitude):
-My app as a Nicholas Sparks ripoff.
-My app written only in old English.
-A picture of my wiener.
A wiener pic is defiantly the easy way out so here goes
(I was not allowed to place a picture here so I attached it )
This is a picture Brutus' mother Missy. She is my main bitch. ^
Any way here is the serious section. I have been playing toribash for about two years now. I had another account before this one, but I lost the username after taking an entire summer off. I have achieved a seventh dan black belt in primarily akido. Actually I have not stopped playing akido almost every day since I started this account. I am not extremely forum active because I play constantly making it difficult to do much else.
I would like to join Nitro because I am looking for a strong akido community to strengthen my own skills. At this point I am attempting to fluff this app so it exceeds 200 words. (It was 203 at that point)
I am extremely active in game and play with others well. . . for the most part. I am looking to really get involved in a clan and hope nitro will be a good fit.
Guess I'll tone down my humor for a bit. Maybe that will get me in?
(AYYY that was 295 words,counting this, and that, and this, well you get the picture)
Application
Hi there nitro i'm only a yellow belt but i got this achievement called violence perfected which probaby means im good
im 14
accept me cause nitro is awesome and so am i
if you say no i'll find your mom and have some fun with her
I know this is going to seem like I'm showing off, but It's the only way to get my point across. This is my application for Nitro.
Application
DENIEDED