Laugh at this, I bet you cant...

thefuck, k nothing's happening with it.

Yes it did.

Also either I'm really tired, or there's a guy with the exact same username as me.

So it needs time to display properly? weird.

Everything on toribash is now a lie

Every lie is now on toribash.

If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.
That is why we cant see the lie in toribash even though it seems true.

I got a job serving icecream

I can eat icecream for lunch, so probably best job NA

You'll get fat as fuck

I work out so it evens itself out ;p