There Was A Pirate Called Sam He knew it was ToriBashems Birthday Today. So he decided to give ToriBashem a large, novelty eyepatch which had magical powers. Thes powers consisted of xray vision which allowed ToriBashem to see through womens clothes and he jizzed in his pants. Then "The Lonely Island" decided to make a song about ToriBashem and his eye patch. Which went a little like this:
YO HO HO and a bottle of rum
Uric is gay and he likes a bit of bum.
This song hit the top of the charts within minutes!
It was legendary because Uric killed the song so Sam decided to commit suicide by catapulting a giant watermelon at veb which is pretty much suicide. Then Sam had a quick fap and went quietly to heaven where he met his most disliked nemesis, "Darth Mc no dick" who was actually Baytch in disguise. Sam quickly flopped out his Banana gun and popped a skin in his arse. Baytch then died of a rare disease called owigotshotbyabannanagun luckily at his death bed he said "I leave all of which I possess to Uric" "Oh wait i mean ToriBashem he is much more cooler and has mean leet skillz also very modest." Then Blah! Baytch died. Sam who was disguested in heaven at the sight of the diesease decided to write a story about the whole thing and it became a thread.
The End
or is it.....
No, because then veb came back into the equation. And because he's god he HTFU and got online and sold billy pure force no qi for a $10 telecom topup. Suddenly due to the mass excitement Baytch's Heart started beating again, Baytch was overjoyed so decided to have a beat.....
